Constants & Varibles

life fans be like it gets good 40 years in

Jesus died for me? That’s manipulative

And he didn’t stay dead either so add gaslighting I guess

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

You should be able to redo your vote on a tumblr poll. I'm haunted by my misclicks

“i can fix him” girl you are WORSE than him

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice