Jasper’s World 💫✨

I wish toasters would launch my toast 20 feet in the air so it goes soaring through the air and lands on my plate like in Wallace & Gromit. That would be prettyyyy cool.

Oh to be a New York moviehead with AMC A-list, oh to ride the subway to special screenings of old masterpieces inexplicably exclusive to NYC and California

We gotta bring Zoboomafoo back. Not like revive the show or like bring Jovian the lemur back from the dead, I mean we gotta bring Zoboomafoo back. I’m bringing Zoboomafoo back.

“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer” is way too hard of a line to be from Rick fucking Sanchez. I can never use it because I’d actually sooner take a 12 foot walk off a 10 foot pier than quote Rick and Morty in real life with Real Life people

I wonder if I should in-part treat this blog like I used to treat Twitter before Elon got his grubby mitts on it #noseticing

Hello all my beautiful fans, this *might* be Jasper’s World… idk. I just got here 🙂