twilight renaissance you say?

this post does the rounds almost every night now I guess none of us sleep

ma'am if you don't want people to tag your posts 'blorbo from my shows' then don't put them on the internet's no 1 blorbo fansite

You ever been in a fandom with a big ship that makes you feel like you’re looking at one of those colour blindness tests and you’re failing, like idk what y’all are excited about it but I cannot fucking see it

I wish I was around to see twilight enter public domain

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

Mutuals this could be us

Opening up a boy with the cold ones

OPENING UP A BOY WITH THE COLD ONES

okay i made another uquiz but this time making fun of ur aesthetic and i swear i’m done for the day

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

Edward Cullen absolutely ghostwrote this