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  Well that’s good. And in this case, I’d say it’s better to be to attached than not attached at all.

Do you have siblings, Piper?

Me either, man. I guess Alaska is a lot less expensive than Australia? It’s just a long, long, drive away. Australia is on the other side of the world.

How can I make you change your mind. If you go then I'll have someone I trust to sit next to on the plane.

Why not? I’m just having a good time, mate. You’re welcome to join.

Honestly, I still don't understand why you picked Alaska over Australia. 

Oh, that’s…really shitty. I’m sorry. I wish I could help her.

No, you don't need to be sorry, she'll be fine, I'm just a way too attached older brother, that's all. 

Wanna come with me? Ditch the ostriches and hang with me in the tundra?

Would that be appropriate? 

Why?

Some things are happening with my family right now, and I'd rather not leave.

Who the fuck knows! Hot eskimo chicks? Polar bears? You ever been to Alaska?

No, I've never had the pleasure. 

How come?

My sister isn't in the best of health, and I'd rather not be across the globe from her if anything happens..

Alaska, man. Fuckin’ Alaska.

What's in Alaska for you?

That’s not the happiest face I’ve ever seen on you. 

No, I am happy, I feel very fortunate. I wouldn't be able to travel there on my personal funds, so this great. Are you looking forward to the trip?

I’m not going. I guess you and I are out of luck.

Why not?

Guess you never had a set of balls anyways. But please, go on, explain.

Hey! I'm very sensitive about being born without balls, you wouldn't understand. [chuckles] It's really nothing, just my sister falling ill. 

That’s unfortunate..I hope her condition improves soon. Do you..do you happen to give violin lessons? I’ve always wanted to learn.

Thank you, I hope so as well. Yes, I do, I actually specialize in string instruments. I even know a local company that can rent you a nice violin at a discounted cost, if you're interested. 

  Yeah? What’s going on?

Family issues, that's all. Are you excited, my friend?

You don’t seem very happy about Australia. 

I'm very happy that I have this opportunity..

It’s a pleasure. You’re a sweetheart, you know that? Not many would offer to stand guard for a sleeping girl who’s rather grouchy and just arriving.

I try my best to be as welcoming and friendly as possible, that's all.

What’s happening? If you don’t mind me asking. You give music lessons?

My sister's health isn't the best at the moment. Ah, yes, I do. I also teaching a summer course on the history of symphonies, which I was very excited about.