in your dreams

Oh, hey there!

For some reason, I don’t think they’d let me take a koala. 

Well then don't ask. Put it under you're shirt, say you've got a stomach ache, and get the fuck out of there! Easy. If you want, I'll make it even and bring you a baby polar bear.

Well they do have tons more there than just beaches. They have tons of animals and stuff. 

Well, if you're that concerned with me missing the animals, bring me a koala or some shit, ok?

You can’t swim with me at those beaches either.

That's much better. I'll definitely miss that. If it makes you feel any better, we can make up for all the time we missed together when I get back.

Then what are you waiting for?

You’re gonna miss out, I hear they’ve got nice coffee shops.

That's what I'm going to miss? The coffee shops? If you're trying to convince me to go with you, that's not going to cut it.

Nope. I guess that’s cool but have you been to Australia? 

Nah, but I've been to a beach before. I assume it's fairly similar to California.

How about a goodbye kiss, stranger?

I can't argue with that.

So why’re you going to Alaska over Australia anyway? 

I dunno, I guess I've never been to Alaska. Have you?

Maybe a little.

I'm going to Alaska instead. I've had enough of beaches for a year. 

Well that sounds a lot better than hot Australian girls. 

Don't tease me, mate. But trust me, I can get girls anywhere. Even Alaska.

A girl can try.

Aw, come on, baby Faye. You know you'll miss me.

Aw, you’re not coming on the trip? 

Nah, I've got a date with a penguin. I can't be late.