🔫 Jason Todd/ Red Hood (a.k.a. Dad Hood) 🔫
Hey, people. I’m Red Hood. Jason. You can call me Jay, Todd, Jason, Hood, Dad, Red—whatever. The only person allowed to call me Jaybin is my dad. Don’t test it.
⚠️ Quick facts:
Professional crime-fighter, occasional crime-doer (don’t tell B).
If you’re a kid, odds are I’ll accidentally adopt you. Don’t fight it.
Yes, I love my family. Everyone thinks I hate them because of the whole Joker thing—spoiler alert: I don’t. We’ve all killed him at least once. None of us know how he keeps coming back. It’s a mystery. Or a tax loophole.
Beating the M!preg allegations off with a stick.
This is a blog of adults, for adults. While there is nothing overtly unsafe for minors in the ChaosVerse, where this blog is located, please keep this in mind.
If you interact with my blog and are not one of my children, I will assume you are not a minor and treat you as such. This blog, like the rest of the ChaosVerse, is not built around the fact that someone might be and will not change because somebody is a child.
💍 BIG NEWS: MY WIFE IS BACK. That’s right. Ring on finger. MARRIED. TAKEN. IN LOVE. (Shoutout to @may-chaos-reign 💕)
👪 Family & Friends:
Best friends: @arrowsnsarcasm (Roy Harper), Artemis, and Bizarro
Niece: Lian Harper
Dad: @aguydressedasabat
Kids: @leolikeslemurs, @i-heart-redhood, @gamblinggirl, @teenytinydinosaurs, @angrylittlefox, 🪼, @damithomaswayne, @itonlyhastobetruetoday, @elesameow, @bat-phantom, @yourfriendlyishneighbourhoodnerd, @secondplanetfromthesun, @theonlysakura, @whyarebooksmylife, @timmy-joker-junior @cammy5252 @cat-lover-over-9000 @icadump
(RIP to the one lost in the last timeline collapse—you are missed)
IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY CHILDREN, PLEASE CLICK HERE
Family includes: @august0bone, @bat-bunni, @asher312 and more
Chaos documented at: @keeping-up-with-the-waynes
Rules? Be cool and we’ll get along. (If you need the full novel-length version, check @may-chaos-reign’s pinned because I’m not typing all that.)
If you’re the Joker—fuck you.
Everyone else—asks open, DMs open, interactions welcome. Let’s cause some trouble.
—Jay
