My drabbles continue with the third part of the Bowsette series!
Bowsette had to stifle her villainous laughter at Mario’s gobsmacked expression. Bowsette is by no means a braggart…that’s a lie, of course she is, because she’s Bowsette. She spent the minimum of an hour just checking herself out this morning, nearly twice as long when she was Bowser.
It goes without saying that caterpillar lip would be completely slack-jawed at the sight of her, let alone muted by her beauty. “Your that Mario guy right?” Bowsette questioned.
Bowsette continued, “My cousin, King Bowser, is always complaining about you, seeing how your always rescuing Princess Peach from his clutches. Looking at ya, I can see why he always has trouble against you in a fight.” Bowsette almost gagged from the amount of sugar she’s laying on the dunce, but for her plan to succeed, the Queen Koopa needs the plumber completely enraptured. How could he not be when face to face with the stunning and gorgeous Bowsette?
She leans back on her bar stool and calls out to the bartender, “Hey barkeep! Get me a round of root beers for me and my new friend over here!” Bowsette ordered, before turning her attention back over to her newly acquired drinking buddy. Still gobsmacked by her appearance, Bowsette remembered the sullen look on his face before sitting next to him. “You look pretty down in the dumps earlier for some big goodie two-shoes, what eating you chump?”
Mario blathers what’s bothering him, but with years of their rivalry, it was pretty easy to understand his jargon. “Girl troubles?” Bowsette laughed. “I’m an expert in that! The Unloved Guru!” Their root beers slide down the bar and stop in front of the pair. She grips her mug and pulls Mario close, “Your going about it the wrong way little man. If you want her to notice you-“ The koopa woman smiles with a full set of teeth. “You have to show her you don’t need her. Know any other pretty girls?”
The plumber ponders for a moment, he opens his mouth to speak-
Bowsette interrupted him before he could speak, “No? Well then I better be the one to give you a helping hand. I mean-“ She uses her free to showcase herself to Mario, as the man flusters in embarrassment. “I’m drop dead gorgeous! Stick with me half-pint, and we’ll show that Princess what she’s missing when you have a Queen hanging off your arm!” Bowsette throws back her head and laughs.
Soon the Princess will come running straight into his arms, but she won’t be sucking face with Mario. That privilege will be all Bowser’s!
It begins…If anyone has any ideas on how Bowsette can make Peach jealous, I’m all ears!
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