“jason todd is a bad person” cranky cause he looks hot when he murders people arent you.

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

can you put that thing on a leash?

Neben Röstzwiebeln sind auch Backerbsen straight aus der Tüte ein Snack, welchen man nicht unterschätzen darf.

jason delights in provocation, has a whip-sharp cheeky catty sense of humour, drips with showy charisma when he's "performing", and is 100% capable of exercising all of those traits whilst pulling off feats of aerobics worthy of a literal acrobat. ergo, jason todd could be the greatest drag queen gotham has ever seen. in this essay i will

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?