Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

my kink is being right

My mate @cacodactyl painted this, that’s right he painted it and it’s honestly so incredible so please go and show him some love cos he deserves it

YO LOOK AT THIS SHIT

Y’ALL.

Are you the same person who drew the soap but no one realized it was a painting?

that would be @deathdaydream they’re very good go follow them

HELLO??? what the fuck you’re so talented please show this person some love this is astounding

My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

That was wild until the finish.

this is the most wholesome prank. literally wholesome. full of vitamins and everything.