Meme me up, Scotty

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is ‘eat shit and die’ energy

bro stop cartoonishly electrocuting me and showing my bones you know im insecure about them

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

no, i don’t have a “dream job.” i want to spend my days reading and writing and lazing in the afternoon sun. i want to bake bread and brownies and apple crumble. i want to grow my own vegetables and plant a rainbow of flowers. i want to be with nature. i want to be at peace.

the best part is, either one of them could be saying either statement.

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist