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@janitorialdisaster

[ No longer active, sorry. - Mod ] Name's Max. Or Mr. Ferrer, I don't really give two fucks what you call me. I'm a "maintenance technician" which is a fucking fancy term for a job where I clean up after snot nosed brats all day at Thornville High. [Icon art by Class Loner] Reblog Blog

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artwithmisslewis: my LOVE FOR Y-nevermind i take that back. there’s more in the pantry you just have to actually use your eyeballs.

I- ... *Narrows eyes.* Didn’t know that.

#karen #*Mutters* Something will get whipped alright.

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janitorialdisaster said: I was planning on using that!

well thats too bad because i have been just wrecking it with my spit-covered double-dipping finger for like the past HOUR.

janitorialdisaster

That is fucking disgusting when you say it like that. Why not use a spoon? Or get some fucking graham crackers?

What the hell am I supposed to frost my cake with now?

#karen

why did you become a janitor?

They have a damn good marketing campaign.

#Hall Pa$$#And my life is one fucking mistake after another #So here I am #Cleaning up after little shits

whats your guilty pleasure?

Watching Food Network.

#Hall Pa$$#nosey shits

Smoothies are in because I've always wanted to know the joys of a forced liquid diet.

#This is the most disgusting way to ingest anything.

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no i want you to order chinese food. i am cramping like nobody’s business and i am not moving my booty off this couch.

janitorialdisaster

That booty is required nowhere.

Do you want anything extra besides your fried rice and egg rolls?

A drink? A cat or ferret? A blanket? A serenade of “What’s New Pussycat?”

artwithmisslewis-deactivated202

I want my long hamster and a ‘nilla pepsi. 8( Thanks darling.

janitorialdisaster

Of course. *Walks off with phone in hand and returns holding out a can and ferret for her.*

One fuzzy slinky and vanilla Coke substitute as requested.

#karen

janitorialdisaster

I want chinese food.

Are you asking me to make you Chinese food or…?

artwithmisslewis-deactivated202

no i want you to order chinese food. i am cramping like nobody’s business and i am not moving my booty off this couch.

janitorialdisaster

That booty is required nowhere.

Do you want anything extra besides your fried rice and egg rolls?

A drink? A cat or ferret? A blanket? A serenade of "What's New Pussycat?"

#karen

I want chinese food.

Are you asking me to make you Chinese food or...?

Guess who’s fucking back.

#hall pa$$#I was too busy moving to check this.

I forget about this website.

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Fun Fact Monday

I am no longer allowed to make goat jokes at work anymore.

They were too baaaaad.

#hall pa$$

corvoidae replied to your post “audinolol replied to your post:treeceratops replied to your...”

*that one eurythmics song starts playing*

Takes me back to my homecoming dance.

#corvoidae #hall pa$$#Also no

audinolol replied to your post:treeceratops replied to your post:audinolol...

cmon max, you love us too. (´･ω･`)

#audinolol

treeceratops replied to your post:audinolol replied to your post:i love you i LOVE...

Same

#treeceratops

corvoidae replied to your post:audinolol replied to your post:i love you i LOVE...

um excuse i love him more

#corvoidae

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audinolol replied to your post:i love you

i LOVE YOU

#audinolol

max are u kawaii

What the fuck gives you the impression I'm from Hawaii?

Have you seen how fucking pale I am under this uniform? No, because that would get me fucking fired.

#hall pa$$#nosey shits #Anonymous

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