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What is one episode of The Handmaid’s Tale that most encapsulates the tone of the show? Never seen it and have almost no notice for an unexpected job thing, I only have time to watch maybe one episode to get the idea of how the show feels. Thank you!!

If you’re not a fan of Kent Monkman, we don’t understand eachother.

Okay listen, my therapist is on vacation for three weeks exactly at the same time as my problematic fave is coming to live with me, so prepare for a lot of hypothetical questions and ranting. You should just block me right now to be honest. This blog is a toxic spin cycle of emotional garbage.

Been woken up the past two nights by the sound of snow/ice melting. It sounds like someone is playing a cowbell and cracking their knuckles outside my window. I’ve survived a lot of Canadian winters, but this is ridiculous.

If you want to quit smoking, plan a winter get-away to Northern Ontario and get a strict landlord. Your door will get snowed/frozen shut and you’re not allowed to smoke inside. Worked for me. 

People are trying to tell me that Americans don’t have ketchup chips or dill pickle chips. Is this true? What kind of chips do Americans have that Canadians don’t? What kinds of chemical additives is the roof of my mouth not being burned by?

Can’t tell if I’m hearing my new neighbour’s industrial model blender, vacuum cleaner, or vibrator through the wall, but he uses it every night while he’s watching porn and I have got to get some sleep.

I'm quitting smoking today. It's not even 9AM and I want to punch myself. Wish me luck. If you have any advice, lay it on me.

We really need to stop asking, "How are you?" That's an unfair and ridiculous question. Just ask, "What's fucked up in your life right now?" People will answer that question honestly.

I've had a pretty weird year, and I haven't engaged much with any fandom communities in quite a while for a variety of personal reasons. Just woke up in the middle of the night and for some reason decided to log on to AO3 for the first time in a long time and found endless unread comments on old stories in my inbox. I'm honestly crying right now from all the kindness that was waiting for me. I don't even remember writing this stuff. Thank you guys. It really means a lot to me. <3

Is it wrong to lick a rock salt lamp?

There are times that I know I'm only auditioning for a TV show because it's been on for 10+ years, all the reputable mid-range Canadian actors have already had guest parts, and they're scraping the bottom of the barrel because the government will stop funding them if they cast Americans. It's not so bad being second banana all the time. At least I'm a banana...