More like Jane FosThor am i right guys

what?

Skull poop L?

what is this really supposed to mean tho

Dea poo L

i hate that i love this

This is exactly how it should be marketed

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

“What’s the password?” “Is it… is it ‘dog’?” *muffled meeting behind door* “You may enter.”

@alpha-bread

I think the reason Homestuck has such staying power is that deep down, every millennial has two warring wishes - to become a cool hero and make a new perfect world with your best friends, or to be struck by a big space rock, killing us instantly.

It’s ok if you say no homo at the donation centre though

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

I just love it when people come up with random weird animal or dragon things and iguanamouth illustrates them just because.

WOW THAT DRAGON

The fuck I wouldn’t

don’t be like Sasuke

Explain

killed his brother

left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad

needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc

needed a redemption arc

tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.

Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.

used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in. 

Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever

still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman

Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans

sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

Sasuke would smoke weed

I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness