A Dark Internet Hole

parks and rec had the best minor characters

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

Confidence Helps

so grunge, vey hardcore

It looks so good on her

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

O M G 😂😂😩

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me