JAMIE!!

Great. How did we get here HUH ODYSSEUS??

BASICALLY, right after most of his crew got brutally murdered by Poseidon JUST to get sent STRAIGHT to Circes island and find out some of his men were turned to pigs. Great.

Even after some Moly from Hermes, He couldn't help but find himself at least a little nervous. This was Circe. Someone who could put a spell on him and do WHATEVER. Though he didn't want to show that. He was Odysseus! A fearless and brave king who'll do anything to get back to his kingdom.

Entering Circe's Palace felt like a whole mood switch. He went from "okay.. entering the sting zone.." to "Wait that was easy This'll prolly be a piece of cake".(I'm so sorry for this reference)

He finally walked into the thrown room, and y'know yatta yatta The fight happens. Yeah yeah and NOW it's time for the best part!!

"Hm. If you aren't willing to.. sacrifice your life then I'm sure there are.. other ways."

Odysseus froze. OTHER WAYS?? Oh HELL NO. He wasn't gonna be seduced by a magic goddess!! And then..

She placed her hands on his sides. His poor, poor sensitive sides. He was VERY vulnerable to side tickles.. especially out of NOWHERE!

"Woah woah heyheheeheh.." Odysseus tried to speak, though Circe, who was actively tickling his sides, caused him to burst into a fit of giggles. "Heheheh.. No! S-stohohop!!"

Circe's smile widened as she watched him giggle, her fingers dragging along his sides. It seemed this is a nice sacrifice.. one of dignity and vulnerability. One that would probably be embarrassing.. which it was for Odysseus. Considering he hasn't really Laughed or smiled much in.. a while. Not much since Polites.

But alas, here he was, giggling like a madman because the Goddess of Magic wanted a payment for his men.

In all honesty, it was truly the best distraction. Especially when she slowly pulled a dagger out and prepared to stab him.

Until he pushed her away, giggling quietly as he tried recovering. "Stohop!" He said between quiet, faded giggles..

He then went on the long rant about his wife and how long he's been away from her, blah blah blah..

"Poseidon, eh?" She spoke, quietly walking over to a cauldron as she began grabbing herbs and potions, "There might be a way to evade him.."

Yea yea all that yapping

"I can't get you home but I'll get you do the underworld instead.."

"You're actually helping us?"

She nodded as she began walking through her gardens, going to the Men-turned-pigs before finally reversing the spells that her tainted food and wine had given them.

After the argument with Eurylochus, of course Odysseus ended up meeting Hermes. It was surprisingly pleasant. Maybe it was because Hermes wanted to help him, and not leave some of his crew there.

"Hehehe.." Hermes giggled, floating around Odysseus with interest. "You're in quite a pickle Ody! It's very, very good your old gramps is here to help you!"

Odysseus sighed, rolling his eyes. He just wanted the help, not much small talk. He had a wife to go back to. And he missed her dearly.

"Soo.. you want my.. ahem, Holy MOLY? HAHAHAAAA!!.. Or is there no time for small talk? You're so grumpy!" Hermes yapped, leaning back and crossing his legs in.. well, the air. "Jeez! Normally there'd be a smile on your face!"

"Maybe it's because I want to get home.." Odysseus spoke quietly. He had some self composure and he DEFINITELY didn't want to sound mean to someone who was trying to help him. "Can I.. just have the Moly? Sorry, not in the mood for small talk.."

Hermes looked at him blankly for a moment before laughing a hearty laugh. A genuine, hearty laugh. And then stared at him. This would be very, very fun.

"Now, now. Mr. Gramps over here has his prices. I wanna see you smile." He said, twirly the Moly in between his fingers. "A good, real smile."

Odysseus smiled. Not a real one though, but good enough to be mistaken for one. How would he be able to smile after all of this? He watched Polites die, the majority of his men were gone, and now he needed to get the REST of his missing crew back from Circe.

"Awwh now COME ON!! That's not a real smile!" Hermes smiled, before quietly making the Moly *POOF!* Out of existence(I feel like he could do that) and crossing his arms. "Do I have to make you smile? I do want to help you, Odysseus."

"And how would you do that?."

".. You know how."

"Hey, Hey Hermes waiHEHET!!"

Odysseus is cut off as Hermes fingers attack his neck, gracefully dancing like ten feathers. How fun!!

"Are ya gonna smile NOW Odysseus??" Hermes spoke, still tickling his neck. "It would be a SHAME if I had to tickle somewhere else wouldn't it??"

"N-NOHOHOHO!! I-ILL SMILE I SWEAHAHAHERRR!!" Odysseus struggled to speak, giggles cutting off and slurring words. "I PROHOHOMISE!!"

Hermes rolled his eyes playfully, his fingers moving to Odysseus's underarms as louder giggles and laughs expelled from his body.

"I think that called for your FAVORITE spot!!" Hermes giggled, his fingers switching between his sides and underarms.

"N-NO-NOHOHOHO!!" Odysseus laughed, a huge smile on his face. Though Hermes didn't plan on stopping. He wanted Odysseus to truly smile. "PLEAHAEASSE!!"

Hermes chuckled, continuing to tickle Odysseus. This continued for.. around five minutes, until there were little tears in Odysseus's eyes and Hermes KNEW Odysseus's cheeks were hurting from smiling.

Hermes finally pulled away, giggling at the mess he made of his grandson.

"NOW are ya gonna smile, Odysseus?" Hermes asked, looking down at the poor guy.

Odysseus looked up at him, a smile still on his face despite the exhaustion. This time, it wasn't forced. It was real. Hermes had won and actually gotten his grandson to smile.

"There it is!" Hermes said, smiling as the Moly just so magically appeared in his hand again. "Now, here's your Moly for returning my deal! Hahaha!!"

He calmly set the Moly down on Odysseus, floating around like NOTHING HAPPENED.

"Oh and you should probably get some water from laughing too much! Must've made your throat dry, hehe!!"

And with that.. wow he's gone. Goodbye Hermes I guess. Odysseus sat up(I'd assume he fell while giggling), wiping the happy tears from his eyes as he looked at the Moly that Hermes had set down before disappearing and.. well.. inhaled it like air. Yuck. Tastes like garlic.

Amethyst was.. not one for drama or war. Which is why she and Ares did not have a very close relationship. But sometimes she was.. mischievous. And today.. oh today things would go DOWN!!

Amethyst sneaked up to Olympus.. well.. not sneak. She was giggling the whole way. And went straight to.. Ares. Wow. Out of ALL the people..

"Ares!! I have a proposition!!"

Amethyst said in a veeerryy mischievous sing-songy voice. And before you know it? She was flying riiighht beside him. He was reading a war book(The only thing Athena had to keep him occupied) before slowly turning and looking at her.

"What do you want, birdie."

Wow.. rude much.

"I have a proposition! A.. new.. war! How about that?"

"War?" He asked, setting the book down. Now he's interested. "What war?"

"weeell.. you know how big thunder boy's pretty and absolutely LOVELY husband Freizer is SUCH an overworker?"

"Oh? I thought he was just a Concubine? Not.. that important."

"Well you don't pay attention to our family much.."

"Well I try. But being a god of war does make me busy.. a lot."

"Well you aren't busy when you talk to Aphrodite.."

"Just tell me the idea.."

"Okay. So. What if.. you tickle him."

".. what?"

"Start a war!.. of tickling."

"But there's no blood? What's the point of war if not a drop of blood will be left on the battlefield?"

Amethyst paused. Before getting a mean idea. A mean, mean idea.

"Tears will be shed. Tears from Freizer. Let this be revenge on your father for what he did to Athena."

Ares thought for a moment. Revenge was.. not necessary. But.. it was required for wars to rage on.

"Maybe. I just think.."

"No thinking. Just decide. War or books?"

Now. That got him. Books or war? It's obvious.

"War. Fine. Where's that.. guy."

"Zeus's palace, probably in the garden. Zeus is busy today so Freizer's free."

Wow.. and just like that Ares was off, not very.. quiet. He was loud and boasting about war.

Once he got their and laid his eyes of Freizer, he was.. surprised. Wow. Zeus picked a bunny to be his husband. I guess that's what happens when there's a mortal Concubine that's been to some other country called Japan before.. something about animal-humans?? Whatever. ANYWAYS, he walks up to Freizer and waits for Freizer to acknowledge him..

"Oh, Hi." Freizer said calmly, as if it was any other day. "I'm Freizer. And you must be.."

"Ares."

Wow. Ares was.. sooo.. thrilled to introduce himself to a bunny boy..

"Ah. Ares. What do you.."

"I'm going to start a war."

"And.. what do I have to do with it?"

Ares left NO MORE WORDS before lunging at Freizer and.. tickling him. Well.. this is one of his first times ever tickling somebody so he tried finding Freizer's weak spots.. wow it was easy.

Freizer giggled and squirmed and giggled some more..

"Arehehehes!! Stttoop!!" He giggled out, his ears pointing up at the feeling of Ares literally SEARCHING for sensitive tickly areas, "Hehehe!! That tihihihhickleesss!!"

Ares only continued. He watched Freizer twitch and smile as his calloused fingers moved against his skin, finally.. finally realising. His stomach and ears. He was CACKLING!!

And so.. that's where Ares focused. And it practically killed Freizer.. in a good way. He giggled and shook and almost cried. Very happy Freizer.. well.. very LEE Freizer actually.

This lasted until Ares felt it was fit.. before leaving. Yea. Literally just suddenly stopping. And Freizer had to look at Ares retreating in.. bewilderment. Little tears in his eyes from laughing.

"Wh-wha..?"

Freizer sqweaked out, watching as Ares Skedaddled off.

It started off as a normal day, OBVIOUSLY. But.. for Freizer? Something seemed off.

Why? Well, while Freizer was getting his morning tea(after a LONG while if convincing Zeus to GET OFF OF HIM AFTER WAKING UP), something seemed.. off about Zeus. He could just.. tell with the body language.

That day was.. completely normal for them. But Zeus definitely felt off. Even his flirty comments(fuckass fruit loop bro) felt off. Even his SMILES. those smiles just seemed.. evil. Very.(Not in a bad way lelele)

When I mean normal I mean VERY normal!! The whole day went as any typical day. Flirting, Gardening(Freizer does that trust), and.. Olympus-ing..? Yea. Olympus-ing.

It took until late at night for Freizer to realise that WOW... something was wrong.. maybe..? Everything with Zeus just seemed off.

And now, even as they cuddle in bed(SPOONING. though Freizer will wake up with Zeus on him.. uhh Zeus big spoon), Something felt off..

Weelll.. Freizer decided to ask about it(Praying this is canon to Freizer)!!

"Zeus, hun, are you alright? Something's been off about you today." Freizer asked. And he got silence. Wow. "Zappy?"

Still silence. It was.. scary. But when Freizer peeked over his shoulder.. that EVIL EVIL SMILE!! It finally took that to make him KNOW most definitely with no doubt that something was up.

He turned back, thinking about the day and how odd it seemed. Even if he didn't get answers, he couldn't really do much. It was just.. a normal day.. right??

That's when.. right as he went to dozing off, trying not to think much of it.. he felt Zeus's hands on his stomach. Now, NOW NOW NOW, usually he'd be okay with it, It's Zeus!!!

But.. this evil guy was making evil circles on his stomach. And it TICKLED A LITTLE!!

He let out a liiitttle giggle and then ALL HADES BROKE LOOSE!! Zeus started tickling him, his fingers gliding across his sensitive stomach and sides teasingly.

YES!!! Freizer giggled a LOT!! He thrashed around and curled up and did whatever twitching Lees do.. Couldn't be me..

Eventually the giggling got.. WORSE! ZEUS KEPT BLOWING ON HIS EARS AAAUGUFH.. evil Zeus 100%..

Though eventually, Zeus knew Freizer needed sleep, and he pulled away.

Freizer needed a moment to catch his breath, letting out a sigh. "What-what in Tartarus' name.???"

Zeus chuckled, pulling Freizer back into a cuddle. "It was just.. giving in to a LITTLE temptation.."

"A little?.. Zappy.. that.. that was way more than a little."

Zeus rolled his eyes playfully. "Whatever, just try to sleep." He said, resting his chin on Freizer's head, "And this time I won't try tickling you.. you need rest."

Freizer sighed and closed his eyes.. though immediately falling into asleep. Someone as hard-working as him probably gets WIPED OUT after trying to sleep.

Okay. So. Wow. Eurylochus fucked up. Heavily. Killing off Helio's Cattle and ultimately sealing their fate.

As the storm clouds covered the skies as the sounds of thunder hit the ears of the crew.

Zeus.

That's who would be dealing the punishment this time. No crashing waves or men to pigs.. Just.. thunder. Thunder and Zeus's decision on what would be the cost of that DEAD ANIMAL!!

Zeus talked on about pride, thunder, the cattle, and especially a punishment of forms.

He made it sound as if they would die.. Well, they new the most likely would. But they assumed it was through lightning(they were mostly correct, I'll give them that)

"Choose."

Zeus spoke, crossing his arms at Odysseus.

"Choose..?"

Odysseus asked in reply.

"Someone's got to die today and you have got the final say." Zeus answered, glancing over at his crew before smirking. "You.. or your crew."

"PLLLEEAAASSEE don't make me do this." He sounded.. desperate. But yet again, this was the rest of his crew or himself. A very, very tough decision.

He gave it a good thought. He thought about everything. His crew, his wife and son.. ohhh his wife. Penelope. He loved Penelope.

Actually.. he might love his crew(platonically) but.. ohh he loved Penelope. His decision was obvious to his crew.

"Captain..?"

Eurylochus asked, treading veeery carefully.

"I have to see her."

Odysseus says in reply, his voice wavering. He wanted to see his wife. And yes, he'd do ANYTHING for it.

"But we'll die..?"

"I know.."

And just like that: the choice was made. Odysseus's crew was going to perish.

The mood shifted(as if the mood hadn't already been HORRIBLE) as this.. SMIRK.. this EVIL SMIRK appeared on Zeus's face.

Some of the crew stepped back, others starting to follow like lambs. Some others wanted to attack Odysseus out of anger.

As some of them men in the crew made an attempt to attack Odysseus, they paused. There was a.. tingling sensation(literally a sign you'll be struck with lightening brah). The tingling sensation was all over their bodies, head to toe.

The sensation started to grow stronger, some of the crew started chuckling. Thought, Odysseus was not affected and confused.

"What's.. uhm. What's going on guys?" Odysseus asked, looking the giggling men around him. "Why are you laughing..???"

The chuckling started to turn into giggling as the tingles started to feel more like tickling(Zeus literally tickling them with electricity), while Odysseus stands there.. confused.

There was minutes of giggling and fits of laughter as it had gotten WORSE.. but eventually all 'fun' must come to and end, and Zeus did what he was meant to do. Finish Odysseus's crew off.

So yea. His crew turned to charcoal, the laughter faded off into distant memories. And now it was left with Odysseus's confused face, which turned to slightly disturbed at the realisation that Zeus has yet to leave.

"Did you think we were done here?" Zeus asked, letting out a deep, evil chuckle. "That was just THEIR punishments, Odysseus."

Odysseus froze. Like.. flat out absolutely froze. He started to subconsciously step back.

"What..?"

"You have yet to face your punishment, Odysseus."

"But I thought.."

"You thought, Odysseus. You thought.."

Zeus began approaching Odysseus with that EVIL EVIL grin.

Odysseus stepped back, nervous but... He had to get home. And he'd do anything to get home. That.. included confronting gods apparently.

It didn't take long before Zeus was behind him. Odysseus started to turn his head, mostly out of the thought that if he looks away he might do something.

And.. Zeus did do something. Zeus put his hands on Odysseus's waist.. and lwk starting tickling.

Giggles started to fill the.. uhhh.. VAST space as Odysseus was tickled by Zeus. To make the sensations of his fingers gliding against his waist and stomach, there was a.. small.. tingling sensation(LITERALLY THE LIGHTENING AGAIN, but he obviously doesn't die so dw) that caused Odysseus to laugh more.

This went on for.. minutes. Minutes that felt like gruesome, sensitive, and TICKLISH hours. He giggled and laughed and cackled, even started to cry a little bit(AFTER SMILE FOR A WHILE IT HHHUUURRRTTS).

"Z-ZEUS!!" Odysseus cackled out, "IT HU-HU-HU-HURTS!!"

Though his words weren't long-lived as Zeus moved to his underarms, any ATTEMPTS at words were only turned into wheezing and BARELY audible 'stop's... EVIL ZEUS!!

Eventually Zeus had felt the punishment wasnt enough and.. electrocuted Odysseus. Not the way he did to his crew, just enough to that he'd pass out.