"The experience of helping others

Hopefully.

The weekends seems so far, then again, there's only two days left. 

Bernice. Jenny Bernice King.

Bernice? ... Thankfully, you're wrong. I don't have one, you nut. 

I found your birth certificate.

What's my middle name? 

Uhm, not really. Well, it’s pretty good. It’s a lot better than how it could’ve been. But anyways, I think it’s time for some names. I’m Briley.

Well, I suppose that's good to hear. Pleasure, Briley. I'm James King. 

Just as much as your name is Jenny.

How'd you know?

its better than it stopping?

I guess so. Is there any reason why it's only going, though?

It’s probably because you called him Sausage.

... Isn't that his name?

It’s going. How about you?

For me, it's going well. So... It's just going? 

No, Sauron.

Right... That was his name. He's not sleeping in my room again. Last time he did, he practically scratched all the furniture. 

Someone’s cheerful this morning.

Who, me? 

Afternoon!

Hey, how's it going? 

Has he? Awe, that means he likes you! You know what that means, right?

What it means? ... I don't know, is he planning to murder me? 

At least it didn’t scratch your face..?

It hasn't scratched my face... yet. 

Sucks.

Yeah. I should've seen it coming, though. That cat is the spawn of a demon. 

It wasn’t Sauron.

You wanna ask him? He's been following me all day.