people really watching “shows”… 🙄 society is spectacle enough

can someone remove my curse

hello is anyone there

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

relaxing my muscles when i pee instead of pushing it out in an effort to be more chill and laid-back