Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }
âSo if youâre done, Iâll be getting my clothes now.â
âThink of this as a lifetime opportunity, because itâs never happening again.â
âThat canât seriously be itâŚâ
âIs asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?â
âWell, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guessâŚâ
âCome on donât fall asleep, letâs go for round four.â
âOh I see what the problem is⌠you think this is something other than casual sex.â
âYou know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.â
âWow, youâre a lot more attractive when you donât open your mouth.â
âSo I didnât actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-â
âLook, Iâm not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.â
âWarn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.â
âThese handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?â
âWell that was fun, right? ⌠Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.â
âThat name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.â
âSo hereâs my number. And Iâll text you if I ever need a booty call.â
âAre you trying to pay me for the sex we had?â
âOf course I caught your name, it was⌠say, how about I fetch us some water?â
âWell maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldnât be complaining about spreading your legs for me.â
âGet off, my legs are falling asleep.â
âDonât tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.â
âYeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.â
âYou wouldnât be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?â
âListen, we can both bicker about whoâs the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?â
âI canât fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-â
âI think your neighbors heard the whole thingâŚâ
âDonât tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.â
âPlease donât⌠spank me next timeâŚâ
âWait, you thought you were my first time?â
âYou can leave now. Donât let the door hit you on the way out.â
âLook, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.â
âI think I need a long shower now⌠along with some self reflectionâŚâ
âWhere are you even leaving to, this is your house.â