Joking

“Let’s go, let’s go!”

“As long as you didn’t think I was a Beta.”

“This calls for shots.”

“Crossed my mind.”

“Penn State. What the fuck.”

“And here I was thinking you were the biggest douche bag in this place.”

“I can’t believe we didn’t figure this out before now. What chapter were you in?”

“BRUH!”

“What the fuck, man!”

Chad’s only been a complete gentleman, but that doesn’t mean he’s who I wanted to spend my vacation with. It’s only fair you learn a thing or two about patience, too.

Jake couldn’t help but smile. “Managed to wait five weeks, didn’t I?”

Now you don’t get another one of those until I feel like it.

That’s exactly when.

Jake let out a small laugh. “Yeah, sure thing, Princess.”

You should have made the first move weeks ago in confessional. Be a man, Jake.

“You mean when you were convinced about Chad?”

We aren’t.

“Good.”

It was so boring the first two weeks, but with Tilly and Bailey here, we’re able to go have brunch. Other than that– Are you and Summer a thing now?

“You get to go out at all?”

Now they do. We both aren’t there.

“That’s for sure. What’d they have for us to do around here?”

I betcha I can write a beautiful eulogy.

“Hopefully you won’t need to.”

Yesssss, what I love to hear.

I’m gonna surprise you with something tequila.