I Am The Trash Man

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

10 bucks

15% discount for 3 or more

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

hi, if you wear glasses, this is your daily reminder to take them off and make sure they’re clean!

#they are never clean #they will never be clean #they will be dirty within a nanosecond of being washed #the water itself will make them dirty #no cloth is pristine enough  (pocketsfullofpixies)

i will literally never forget the panic of every single homestuck fan when [S] Game Over dropped

Soviet Russia is a Valid Troll Name

so is United States

that’s their Kismesis

fuck you I hate this I hate all of you I hate this website fuck you

adventure time fans, god of war fans, homestuck fans and critical role fans enter the death match cage. In the centre…one pot of grey body paint

You say this like you believe literally anyone could stand up to the voracious, absolutely unrelenting force of a homestuck cosplayer who needs that paint.

I said who enters I didn’t say who leaves

@giant-goldfish

Terezi you changed

Throwback to that one time

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

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If Fiona married Farquad, then Farquad gets eaten, Fiona is still Queen. Then she married Shrek, that makes Shrek king of Duloc.

They can regrow Harry Potter’s bones but can’t fix his eyesight