kae ♡

my unreliable ass could never be a narrator

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

she let me hit because i have the exact same correct interpretation of her favorite characters as her

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

christmas gift idea: my bloody and pulsating heart beating just for you on a silver platter ♡

yes i'm a hater yes i'm full of overwhelming love for humanity these things are not in conflict

i wanna make him feel so good that he forgets about everything else for a little bit

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

full time job as a hopeless romantic