am i still your charm or am i just bad luck?

@jake-alenko-keaton you live there.

@jake-alenko-keaton

@jake-alenko-keaton is this why you call him Romeo?

@brink-acheron-official Nah. It’s because he used to try and make out with @jake-alenko-keaton when he was a puppy.

@cmdr-alenko-keaton @brink-acheron-official which i guess isn’t too far off from the post. he’d probably do the same to an intruder.

I don’t like him.

I’m right here, you know. Try a little harder not to flatter me.

Don’t bother yourself with him, Mrs. Ellington. I’ve got your dirty work covered. It’s what you pay me for.

I knew you had to be good for something.

Is that supposed to scare me? You couldn’t even bruise me, let alone kill me, kid.

No one said anything about violence, Mr. Keaton.

How exactly do you plan on dealing with me then? And Mr. Keaton, huh? I wasn’t aware you were going to be so formal with me.

Wouldn’t you like to know. We’ve barely met, Mr. Keaton; you barely know me. There’s a lot yet to learn.

Look!! @jake-alenko-keaton I found when we first met!!

Wow. What a throwback.

I hated you.

I had so much fun fucking with you.

I don’t like him.

I’m right here, you know. Try a little harder not to flatter me.

Don’t bother yourself with him, Mrs. Ellington. I’ve got your dirty work covered. It’s what you pay me for.

I knew you had to be good for something.

Is that supposed to scare me? You couldn’t even bruise me, let alone kill me, kid.

No one said anything about violence, Mr. Keaton.

How exactly do you plan on dealing with me then? And Mr. Keaton, huh? I wasn’t aware you were going to be so formal with me.

Wouldn’t you like to know. We’ve barely met, Mr. Keaton; you barely know me. There’s a lot yet to learn.

Look!! @jake-alenko-keaton I found when we first met!!

Wow. What a throwback.

I hated you.

I had so much fun fucking with you.

I don’t like him.

I’m right here, you know. Try a little harder not to flatter me.

Don’t bother yourself with him, Mrs. Ellington. I’ve got your dirty work covered. It’s what you pay me for.

I knew you had to be good for something.

Is that supposed to scare me? You couldn’t even bruise me, let alone kill me, kid.

No one said anything about violence, Mr. Keaton.

How exactly do you plan on dealing with me then? And Mr. Keaton, huh? I wasn’t aware you were going to be so formal with me.

Wouldn’t you like to know. We’ve barely met, Mr. Keaton; you barely know me. There’s a lot yet to learn.

Look!! @jake-alenko-keaton I found when we first met!!

Wow. What a throwback.