Skeleton Criminal

[ID: a digital painting depicting a dark colored cat. The cat’s fur is painted with desaturated blues, greens, and teals, which are similar to the ones in the textured, abstract background. Atop this painting, small bright lines and shapes imitate the texture and flow of fur, whiskers, and skin; the placement of these details implies a warm light source above and behind the cat. /End ID.]

he’s waking up like “this isn’t the couch….?”

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Nice Day

These are such good chickens

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

this is one of the most hilarious things ive ever seen

*makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a sn