Shitpost City

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

that pic of mark twain shooting his gun is absolutely incredible.

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC” “idk I’m not really into evocations.” “how can you not be into ANY evocations?” “well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

“i like a bit of everything except hedge wizardry and urban arcana”

the boy in the middle is good

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited to die now!

The family sick