melting from this summer that resembles you

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

imagine you are fbi agents trying to nail down the biggest case of your career and you just can't stop running up against college athletes who you need as witnesses but they won't take your help and just keep saying "but, ball is life??" when you suggest they go into witness protection

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

Sister Michael could have handled the yellowjackets but coach Ben could not handle the Derry Girls

i am burdened with knowledge about maggie stiefvater's bestselling young adult fantasy series the raven cycle

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out