My Own Insanity

An Evening View - Colour pencils 7/2026

My second contribution to @fandomtrumpshate auction, this time for @thechangelingsea for their Good Omens human AU Broken Down!

As you can see, after a short affair with watercolours, I returned to my trusty colour pencils, and I have to say: I'm really happy how this turned out, especially the soft light and the shadows! Thank you Sea for being a delightful collaboration partner 🧡

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Znar peùonpu n' tueàvqu.

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🎉Three years ago, the second season was released. ❤️I've only been here for three years because of It.

by me :)

No Archive Warnings Apply

Rating: Teen

Word Count: 1359

Tags: Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Ineffable Wives | Female Aziraphale/Female Crowley (Good Omens), Flirting, Teasing, 1970s, the beauty of a 7/11, aziraphale tries a slurpee for the first time, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, at least i think its funny dont tell me if you dont agree, America, Canon Compliant, No beta we fall like Crowley

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Summary:

1970, somewhere in America. Crowley has something she really wants to show Aziraphale. Some flirting, teasing, and a first-time experience with a blue raspberry Slurpee ensue.

Start reading here...

“Crowley, I still can’t figure out why you wanted to meet in America, of all places! What on earth is there that you just needed to show me that we can’t find in London?” Aziraphale pursed her lips as she stepped out of the car— a sleek red rental, the next best thing when Crowley’s favored Bentley was kept safe back home— and smoothed her pretty blue skirt. She continued speaking as she adjusted the lay of her white blouse’s rounded collar. She was dressed rather primly, but still lacking a few of the layers she favored in her more masculine presentation. It was as freeing as it was odd to be dressed so lightly. “I mean, really, you claim you’ve got this wonderful place to show me, and while I do try to be open-minded about such things, why on earth would I be impressed by a Seven Eleven? We were at the Ritz just last month, the Savoy the week before that!” Crowley rolled her eyes behind her sunglasses, a stylish pair with rather large square-ish frames. “Angel, come on, trust the process. I told you you’d like it, and you will. Can’t do the Ritz every time, it’d get boring! It’s 1970, not 1886 or whenever that place opened. Gotta stay with the times. You’re almost dressed for the right decade, though, proud of you.” Aziraphale scoffed. “Ta.”

...and continue reading on ao3!

tagging @goodomensafterdark :)

No comment. Except... you know what music to play now, right? 🦈

This crack take just demanded to be done for today's prompt. Yes, the proportions are not right (compared to the original poster) and you can clearly see where I edited out Crowley's fixtures quite sloppily, but I was running out of time to do a better job, so I didn't even bother with the ones holding the poor shark in place. Sorry, not sorry. 🤷

Also, I honestly like how this version provides a closer look at Crowley in a bikini, right? She's wanted to wear this outfit for a really long time (the Ineffable Wives photo shoots, to be precise), but it didn't happen back then, because I didn't have any swimwear for Aziraphale. Luckily this set-up made both of them happy. 😉

Disclaimer: No LEGO animals were harmed in the making of this poster. Some poor Sluban shark wasn't so lucky got the honor of being introduced to the dark side instead, though. If it's any consolation... he hasn't complained about it. Guess he enjoyed the view too much.

Bon appétit, everyone!

@jade519shark Thank you for your concern, but it was completely unfounded! See the following picture attached as proof:

Or as Crowley would say: She was in the water. She knew the risk she was taking!

S1E1

"I understand you need a nanny."

Teeny tiny VileHornet!