Jacques 🐀

@nico-flo 

This rant is abt a gay man (idk his name, couldn’t be bothered to memorize 🥹) who was, yk, a cannibal ,, this happened in Germany 

What was ironic was that the town place he was born translates to the word “eat” 

But uh FIRST, HIS AWESOME SAUCE SPECIAL TRAUMA LAND (what the fuck am I on) 

he had 2(?????) older siblings, he was the youngest, and his mom didn’t actually want him….. his mom was ~20 years older than his dad (she was ~40, he was ~20) and she only had the main boy to keep the dad from leaving 

AND SHE ACTED LIKE HE WAS HER SLAVE ,,, LIKE TGAT SHE WAS A PRINCESS THINGY MAJIGER AND TGAT HE MUST BE HER SERVANT 

anyways,,, the dad n mom fought a lot, w the mom OFTEN threatening to kill the dad so the kids were used to ts and didn’t think anything about it 

The older siblings left as soon as they could bc it was, yk, a very toxic environment to grow up in and they didn’t wanna stay any longer than they had to 

So main boy was alone w his dad n his mom,,, and while he was playing with a neighbor outside (mom and dad’s arguing had gotten more intense) 

oh wait I frogor to mention main boy was bonding n rly close with his dad 

So while he was playing outside with his neighbour ,, his dad suddenly stormed out, went into the car, and drove away 

Main boy tried chasing after it bc that was his dad,,,, he didn’t wanna be alone w his mom. WHICH FAIR 

but the dad did not stop 

So he was alone 

W his mom 

For who knows how long bc I don’t remember what age this happened to him at 

The dad drained the bank accounts 

Oh yeah I forgot to mention they lived in a literal mansion 

They never lost the house (somehow) but uh yk 

The mom started living in a literal fantasy land where she was the queen thin* and main boy was her servant even more 

And I uh 

Don’t remember what happens next 

So we skip to what I remember 

He read a book that involved friendship and cannibilism,,, idk what book this is. Bc wtf 

And it was the first thing ges ever heard abt friendship,,, so friendship HAD to involve cannibilsm in his mind 

So he really wanted a little brother,, begged his mom to get remarried and to have a kid so he’d have a friend 

She was not willing to go through heartbreak again 

So uh 

I don’t remember the next but again 

So 

Skip 

To 

Yes 

In class, In school, he constantly had fantasies abt cannibalizing his classmates 

But then he realized “hey, none of my friends are ever gonna stay, I won’t have the same friends all the time, but if I EAT THEM a part of them will always be in me!” But what was weird was that he didn’t want to do it forcefully, he wanted the person to WANT IT also. 

Who would want that lmfao 

Okay so anywaysss 

I’m pretty sure at this point he went to the military for 12 years to ignore the fantasies, and then he got like,, a match making w a woman I’m pretty sure was named Patty but idk don’t hold me to that 

And during that whole marriage he constantly kept asking the people around him “hey am I gay do you think I’m gay” and they were like “idk only you can know that” but they knew he was gay and idk why he was hiding it 

And they eventually broke up/got divorced 

I think he moved out atp

OH WAIT NO,,, HE MOVED OUT BEFORE THE MILITARY AND THEN MOVED BACK IN W HIS MOM, TOOK CARE OF HER and that was torture, and he did more of the meat carving (mentioned below for more context) and got more praise (I am writing out of order idk what I have and haven’t mentioned) and kept doing it ,, and then his mom passed in her sleep one night and he took over the house and made smth called the slaughter room,,,,,, he had like a hook n stuff and it was weird 

But anyways he went online and started posting and looking on I think twitter??? He found a place called cannibal café,, and he reall6 wanted to be apart of the community, so he bought animal meat from a butcher and carved it to look like human meat,, and posted pics online 

And he was PRAISED FOR IT 

Bc everyone in there was roleplaying ,  they didn’t actually wanna cannibilize or be cannibilize, the6 were just horny masochistix freaks who thought the concept of cannibilism was hot 

I AM DEFINETEKY MISSING SMTH BETWEEN THESE PARTS BUT WHATEVER IDC 

Eventually he sets up an ad saying smth along the lines of “hey, come to me and I will cannibilize you and kill you and eat your horny flesh.” 

AND a bunch of people contacted him being like “YAAAA COME EAT ME ZADDY” but the moment he actually tried to set up a date they bailed. 

Until one man,,, 

Was like “sure I’ll do it”,, came to his house 

And main boy described in detail what he’d do to this man 

And the man backed out 

And instead of main boy trying to pressure him into doing ts he js,,, let him go. No 

begging no asking him to reconsider js an okay and letting him leave 

Like literally let him go 

This man person will never be mentioned again/srs 

**Tw for a lot of male genitalia mention from here on out 

AND NOW WE SWAP TO ANITHER MAN,, we shall call him main man,,, main man and main boy, match made in hell 

he REALLY WANTED TO BE EATEN ALIVE. 

specifically his penis bitten off

that was the only way he’d be happy dying 

so he set an ad ,, and ran into the same problems main boy did w people saying they would and then backing out 

Until main boy contacted main man and it was, yk, gonna happen 

BUT FIRST MAIN MAN’S TRAUMA 

his mother committed suicide when he was 5 and his dad REFUSED to talk abt it 

that’s all the trauma I think

Maybe his dad was neglectful I can’t remember 🥹

But there are similarities between rhem,,,, absentparengs, being that n smth else I can’t remember 

Oh and main man had a wife but she knew he was gay and he knew he was gay so they divorced and yeah 

But anyways 

Not trauma but more info on main man,,

His ex bf fessed up that he was odd 

Main man was a Really successful engineer, sweet, etc 

But he was like, masochistic in bed while having sex

BEGGING his ex bf to bite off his penis 

And like,,, you physically could bite off a finger easily but mentally  you cannot so ex bf couldn’t/wouldnt do it and left main man which is where main man set up the ad 

Main man had two requests for main boy,,, ofc, bite off his penis but also eat it together ,, and also to use his skull as an ash tray after he died. 

And if main boy wouldn’t do this main man wouldn’t agree to this whole thing

Main boy didn’t really wanna, but he would bc etc etc idrk but he agreed to it none the less 

So main man came to main boys house,, main boy picked him up from the train station and brought him home,, and main man immediately STRIPPED naked w the blinds open so neighborhood could see him fucking naked, and idk where they had sex but they did and main man called main boy mediocre and said main boy wouldn’t be able to bite his dick off and main boy tried bc like,,, had to prove him wrong and he tried and failed so main man was like

he wanted to go 

And main boy let him go yet again js like the last patient cuz consent was super important in this for some reason 

And drove him to the train station again 

And halfway through the drive main man was like nvm go back n continue use a knife and cut it off just get off my dick 

So they went back 

Went to the slaughter room 

The dick was on a table n main man was standing 

Main boy tried cutting it off 

Failed again 

Bc the knife was too dull 

So main boy went to go get another knife 

Finally cut it off 

And main man was like,,, gushing with blood 

His vision was practically non existent bc he was losing conciousness

So he told main boy to hurry tf up and cook his penis so they can eat it together 

So main man ran downstairs, cooked it

Cooked it WRONG 

SO IT SHRUNK

TO THE SIZE 

OF A RAISIN 

So he brought it upstairs and they tried to eat it together but they couldn’t so main boy gave it to his dog (idk when he got a dog tbh) 

and now they brought main man upstairs to the bathtub and let him bleed out but it took too long so main boy got impatient, dragged his body upstairs, and then finally main man fell perfectly unconscious but still alive

So main boy started making out w him 

 and main boy was like 

There’s no point in continuing his suffering, so he grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the throat 

And then cut his body in half ,, etc etc other things cut him in tiny bits then put his body in a freezer w a false bottom,,, so the human meat was under the false bottom and like, other meat was pork, chicken, etc etc ,, this was ½ only times he tried to conceal what he did 

And he grabbed good china, good wine, and plated the meat and ate it 

Yummy amirite 

And later to the court or someone he describes it tasting like pork but stronger,,, the average human wouldn’t notice the difference if they were plated together 

So over the span of a few weeks/months/idk he ate 44 pounds of main man’s human flesh 

and he was like 

“Wait I don’t ever wanna live without human meat for monsths I have to find another person willing to do this I’m not okay to live without this human meat”

So he set up an ad again, a lot like the first one, and some boy in Austria (who was rping) was like “yeah, you can eat my horny flesh,, but only if you have experience, because if you haven’t done this before I don’t want you do to it” and main boy was like “yeah I have experience, trust me” and the boy realized 

HEY 

THIS GUY IS SERIOUS 

HE HAS DONE RHIS BEFORE 

so he called the police 

and the police came to main boy’s house 

And they ofc have stuff to look for, so they looked at the freezer, found the false bottom, noticed it was odd looking meat, and this is the second and last time he tried to conceal what he did by saying it was wild pig meat 

And a female cop was like “no, I cook for my family all the time, this is not wild pig meat.” And then he just 

Admits to it all 

Oh btw all of what he did to main boy was recorded,,, it was a 4 hour long very gruesome video.

as for what happened to him legally, there was two trials,, 

Oh btw cannibilism isn’t illegal in Germany (or the USA,,, Idk abt other places tho)

And since main man was obviously consenting, hell, even begging for it or being more aggressive then main man they couldn’t charge it for murder 

So they charged for uhh 

Disturbing the peace of the dead and manslaughter 

And he got 8 n a half years jail time 

They could only show 19 minutes of the 4 hour long video ,, and that alone was enough to make people sick, and warrant years of heavy therapy to those who saw it 

A few people in Germany saw the entire four hours, so I can’t imagine how that effected them 

And the public was mad 

So the second trial happened 

Where he was charged for murder 

Bc main man didn’t bleed out and main boy stabbed him in the throat 

so he had life in jail now 

and 

he became a vegetarian in jail 

🥹

there is a BUNCH of debates on whether he deserves life in jail or not bc main man consented fully 

and also 

Kinda sad thing,,, doesn’t make me feel any guilt for main boy 

but like 

Neither he nor main man got his wish 

bc main man wanted to have his penis bitten off, and then eaten, and then to be eaten alive, and main boy wanted to eat all the body which ofc he couldn’t bc the meat was confiscated