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alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

we must appease Her

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

every day :/

Ummmm I’m sensitive

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG