Jacob Pierce

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Digital footprint is a thing and I will not.

I’ll have Alastair say it, he loves telling that story

I’ll make sure to send a screenshot ♡

Stop.

You totally searched for his account ur literally obsessed omg

Shush ur still invited over for thanksgiving

What are you talking about?

I disagree

Wowwwwww, arguing with my girlfriend now?

Its not an argument.

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Digital footprint is a thing and I will not.

I’ll have Alastair say it, he loves telling that story

I’ll make sure to send a screenshot ♡

Stop.

You totally searched for his account ur literally obsessed omg

Shush ur still invited over for thanksgiving

What are you talking about?

I disagree

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Digital footprint is a thing and I will not.

I’ll have Alastair say it, he loves telling that story

I’ll make sure to send a screenshot ♡

Stop.

You totally searched for his account ur literally obsessed omg

Shush ur still invited over for thanksgiving

What are you talking about?

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Digital footprint is a thing and I will not.

I’ll have Alastair say it, he loves telling that story

I’ll make sure to send a screenshot ♡

Stop.

You totally searched for his account ur literally obsessed omg

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Digital footprint is a thing and I will not.

I’ll have Alastair say it, he loves telling that story

I’ll make sure to send a screenshot ♡

Stop.

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Digital footprint is a thing and I will not.

I’ll have Alastair say it, he loves telling that story

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Digital footprint is a thing and I will not.

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm

You went and tricked three other men into taking care of your lazy person instead of just coming home?!

I did nothing of the sort, they flocked to me

@jacob-pierce Tell Eric what u did like within the first month of knowing me

Looks great Honeybee 👍

No thank you

Istg you better answer me or else I’ll do something rash

Rash?

TELL ME

Refrain from speaking to my daughter or I’ll have you arrested.

Refrain from speaking.

I have connections, I’ll get a warrant out on you.

You do? I'd love to see them.

No thank you

Istg you better answer me or else I’ll do something rash

Rash?

TELL ME

Refrain from speaking to my daughter or I’ll have you arrested.

Refrain from speaking.

No thank you

Istg you better answer me or else I’ll do something rash

Rash?

TELL ME

No thank you

Istg you better answer me or else I’ll do something rash

Rash?

No thank you

You’re all an abomination.

Rich coming from the one who can’t spell “the” correctly.

I was in a magazine for “Sexiest Rich Men in America.” What have you got to show? You’re the bastard son of a washed up theme park owner.

My husband is no “washed up theme park owner”

Charles or Calvin?

Excuse me. Charles..?

Did I misspell it? Charles Adlington, no?

And what does that mean?

I shouldn't get into a conversation like this in a public text.

Not man enough to talk?

I would like to let you keep the small amount of dignity you have left.

Small amount of dignity? Aren’t you the one that poses half naked for simple perfume advertisements? My daughter should be nowhere near you, I don’t want them to learn that being a whorish sellout is acceptable.

Whorish? I was not the one who was sprawled out on the couch of a frat house having to regain myself after experiencing the same thing you now condemn.

Excuse me?

You're excused.

You’re all an abomination.

Rich coming from the one who can’t spell “the” correctly.

I was in a magazine for “Sexiest Rich Men in America.” What have you got to show? You’re the bastard son of a washed up theme park owner.

My husband is no “washed up theme park owner”

Charles or Calvin?

Excuse me. Charles..?

Did I misspell it? Charles Adlington, no?

And what does that mean?

I shouldn't get into a conversation like this in a public text.

Not man enough to talk?

I would like to let you keep the small amount of dignity you have left.

Small amount of dignity? Aren’t you the one that poses half naked for simple perfume advertisements? My daughter should be nowhere near you, I don’t want them to learn that being a whorish sellout is acceptable.

Whorish? I was not the one who was sprawled out on the couch of a frat house having to regain myself after experiencing the same thing you now condemn.

You’re all an abomination.

Rich coming from the one who can’t spell “the” correctly.

I was in a magazine for “Sexiest Rich Men in America.” What have you got to show? You’re the bastard son of a washed up theme park owner.

My husband is no “washed up theme park owner”

Charles or Calvin?

Excuse me. Charles..?

Did I misspell it? Charles Adlington, no?

And what does that mean?

I shouldn't get into a conversation like this in a public text.

Not man enough to talk?

I would like to let you keep the small amount of dignity you have left.