@jacob-pierce @cassielalvarez Alastair’s too old to have an account. L
You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.
Eeeeehh
You're in the corner. Be greatful
You’re hard to miss.
I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)
Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.
Oh my god. Ugly & dumb
Pick a struggle
G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.
Delete this.
Who the fuck are you
Dont worry about it.
I’m worried
I think I was doxxed.
👌
Definitely Rowan’s dad
Thanks
Better Dad 👨
Sorry you just suck
Win
I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR
Nuh uh
FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”
Sorry you are just the worst dad out of the 4
And I'm the best 💪
FOUR?!
Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys
@kaliamos come get ur mans pls he’s gonna have an aneurysm
Oh I know. Sometimes people who dig themselves into a pit have to find their way out. This is one of those times.



















