Casshole

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

FOUR?!

Yeah like the fantastic four but the wonderful one (me) and the three rich guys

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH??”

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR

Nuh uh

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

NO HE’S NOT

Stfu

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

Definitely Rowan’s dad

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

G2563A Garfedlt Avenue.

Delete this.

Who the fuck are you

Dont worry about it.

I’m worried

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

Gross. Please keep that to your restroom.

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

You’re hard to miss.

I got shit to flaunt man. Sorry your skeleton looking ass got nothing:)

You somehow managed to make a Father’s Day post not only incredibly late, but you didn’t even contain me in it. I should not be surprised, seeing as it’s you, sweetheart.

Best shirt I got! And those two losers who didn't get the memo.

Are you okay????? You better be, we were going to go look for money beneath the bleachers at the baseball game this weekend!!

You could get yourself out of debt with whatever we find under the bleachers

I'll just ignore it. We can buy concert tickets with what we find.

I swear if you take me to see Boys 4 Now again I’ll rip my hair out

Are you okay????? You better be, we were going to go look for money beneath the bleachers at the baseball game this weekend!!

You could get yourself out of debt with whatever we find under the bleachers

I'll just ignore it. We can buy concert tickets with what we find.

Are you okay????? You better be, we were going to go look for money beneath the bleachers at the baseball game this weekend!!

You’re all an abomination.

Rich coming from the one who can’t spell “the” correctly.

I was in a magazine for “Sexiest Rich Men in America.” What have you got to show? You’re the bastard son of a washed up theme park owner.

My husband is no “washed up theme park owner”

Charles or Calvin?

Excuse me. Charles..?

Did I misspell it? Charles Adlington, no?

Rowan, why drag a lowly pawn shop owner into this?

Lowly! Well damn man bitchy as hell

You could at least use proper grammar, you thug.

Thug? You sound like some old lady clutching her damn pearls

And you can’t go a single sentence without cursing in some sort of manner. I reiterate, you’re a thug.

So you can use multiple syllable words?

I aìnt gotta prove myself to you

Well obviously you are trying to prove something, why else would you come running to the defense of a child you don’t know?

You’re all an abomination.

Rich coming from the one who can’t spell “the” correctly.

I was in a magazine for “Sexiest Rich Men in America.” What have you got to show? You’re the bastard son of a washed up theme park owner.

My husband is no “washed up theme park owner”

Charles or Calvin?

Excuse me. Charles..?

Did I misspell it? Charles Adlington, no?

Rowan, why drag a lowly pawn shop owner into this?

Lowly! Well damn man bitchy as hell

You could at least use proper grammar, you thug.

Thug? You sound like some old lady clutching her damn pearls

And you can’t go a single sentence without cursing in some sort of manner. I reiterate, you’re a thug.

So you can use multiple syllable words?

I aìnt gotta prove myself to you