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*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

we gotta stop treating other peoples headcanons and interpretations as some sort of malicious attack on the character itself. I know you love the character and you feel that certain interpretations go against the core of their being, but that doesn’t actually mean it shouldn’t exist. you’re tiptoeing a very conservative line when you take away other people’s safe sandbox to play in when you engage in the fandom and negatively asserting your own interpretation. you don’t need to announce your vehement disagreement every time you don’t like something to the whole fandom, the truth is you need to learn to be uncomfortable and not make it everyone else’s problem. block and filter, curate your own space.

I do think that the defensiveness and hostility comes from people projecting themselves onto the character, so when they see different interpretations it's not a reaction of "they wouldn't fucking say/do that" it's a reaction of "*I* wouldn't fucking say/do that" and they view it as a personal attack

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY