Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
Yeah, we donβt talk about that.
Ignoring it doesn't really make it less of a thing though. It's not that far away. You'll see me so often, buzzing around and annoying you, that it'll be like I never left.

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Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
Yeah, we donβt talk about that.
Ignoring it doesn't really make it less of a thing though. It's not that far away. You'll see me so often, buzzing around and annoying you, that it'll be like I never left.

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Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
Rabbis are cooler.
I've never actually met a Rabbi, so I can't argue that one either way.
Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
Laaaame
We have different priorities, I guess. It's weird that I probably won't be going back again, at least not before I move.
Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
Thatβs why Iβm Jewish
Rabbi's could probably embarrass people just as well as a Pastor can
Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
Shouldnβt have gone in the first place. Waste of time.
To each their own. I usually like it.

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Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
Thatβs why you donβt go to bible study, brother
Well I wouldn't have gone if I knewΒ thatΒ would happen.Β
Pastor Joe is trying to ruin my life.
It would have been one thing to just wish me good luck on the 'new journey' coming up in my life, and warning me against the temptations of fame, sex, and sin that will come with playing in the NHL and the attention that comes with it. That was embarrassing, but I could have lived with it. But no... he had to go that one step further, and have this conversation in front ofΒ every single personΒ at bible study.
I can officially never show my face there. Ever again.Β
Get my jersey today.
She totally does. when you meet her youβll see.
I'm coming over to see this judgey baby
Text || Jake
P: Nope
J: It's only awkward because she knows literally nothing about Xmen, even though Dad used to work for Marvel, and we've watched all the movies like 400 times. It's embarrassing.Β
Get my jersey today.
It feels like they do. Ryan has judgey eyes.
Babies don't have judgey eyes. It's all in your head.

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Text || Jake
P: awkward
J: Shut up.
Get my jersey today.
So far so good. I think they hate me but everybody keeps telling me Iβm wrong.
I don't think babies know how to hate
Text || Jake
P: how was your thing with that girl?
J: That girl was my mom, and went and saw Xmen.
Text || Jake
P: I donβt really have one yet that I can put into words, Iβm just sorry
J: Okay. We're cool.
Get my jersey today.
I just donβt know.
How are they today? I've had about 400 babies in and out of the house, since my parents apparently don't believe in birth control, so if you need some help for a couple hours to get some sleep or something, I could volunteer as tribute

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Text || Jake
P: for acting weird
J: Do I get an explanation? J: You're not very good at this whole apology thing.
Text || Jake
P: you know
J: I don't.