yeehaws (in anger)

I think he's in love with me

bro

maybelline sponsoring means i better get a ton of free lifter lip glosses and liners, all im saying.

yessssss, firework, and it's pretty damn good. some people aren't a fan of it but i think it's just the tubing learning curve.

maybelline sponsoring means i better get a ton of free lifter lip glosses and liners, all im saying.

gimmie the fit me powders. gimmie a bunch of mascara. gimmie some superstay. gimmie gimmie.

when you love that he's not near the bucks in a positive manner, but hate that he's near swerve in any positive manner whatsoever.

At least it’s some kind of upgrade, right?

one broke into the house with our sons but two are the bucks............... it balances out.

When will my husband yell at ME, though, dude.

Have you tried letting the deer into his garden on purpose?

Yeah. But he knows the deer make me happy 'cause they're cute and fill my need to align with nature's wisdom. So he can't get that mad. Which ... Smh.