Lose the Plot

someday I will meet an elounor shipper in the wild and off tumblr and when that day comes I will kiss that person because they obviously need some love in their life

And they say Larry shippers are the mature ones

Reblogging to apologise to this blog as well! Sorry!!!

someday I will meet an elounor shipper in the wild and off tumblr and when that day comes I will kiss that person because they obviously need some love in their life

walk up to me say youre a larry shipper and try and kiss me see what happens

Remember this post? I've been cringing at myself for months thinking about it

this blog supports all and any nipple action from harry styles

Oh lord

Please delete this.

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

IT GOT BETTERRR

@mutuals i have started fasting (gotta make up last years) pleeeeeeease start tagging food and porn (nsfr works) thank youuuu

How about a poly direction coffee shop fic where Liam owns the coffeeshop, Zouis works there as the baristas, Harry is the baker/chef, and Niall is the weekly musician

“ft. nicki minaj” aka this is nickis song now

i consistently forget that theres been a spaghetti costume in my closet for like five years now everytime im looking for something in there its like “oh yeah”

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.