Call me Gyarados

Emile Vernon

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

Omg

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

this little man does NOT have a baby license