oh, shit
wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

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oh, shit
wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

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[war flashbacks]
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
It’s either this or gross fetishization.
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?Â
But biphobia doesn’t exist, amirite?
ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this
You should have signed up for spelling classes instead
pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”
that is for trig… not calc…
heated discourse in the math fandom
british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

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“go suck a dick” is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick
You’re clearly a guy
I’m clearly gay
Just because you don’t know how it works doesn’t mean your deity did it or your anti-deity did it.
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
this never changes no matter how old you are
#one time I literally broke my leg

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Tumblr be like “we love bi people! As long as they don’t talk about being bi and remain in a same sex relationship, otherwise they’re basically straight and we don’t care about them :) but also they’re not allowed in LGBT spaces because those are reserved for L and G"
What Everything Looks Like To Dogs by Robert Brown.
THIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE
is that your professional medical opinion

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Happy Bisexual Visibility Day!
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.