These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen

this is never going to not be funny 

Me going through with an impulsive thought

This is a requirement for getting a geology degree

Cinemafuckingtography right there

To that one aunt everyone has

This is the funniest plot twist ever

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

nah they can both die

This is so me😂😂😂

Shoutout to my 90 year old grandma with dementia (she thinks she’s back when she was 20) and she misunderstood us when we said her nursing home cook didn’t make food for OTHER people and she thought we said “colored people” and she got so mad she was ready to steal food so she could feed everyone. Keep in mind she thinks she’s in like 1940s and she is READY to defend poc. Shout out to you grandma.

I also appreciate that she’s sure she can steal food from the cook

90 year old thief. She doesn’t play when it comes to equality

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”