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people: why do you always wear black?
me: tengo, tengo la camisa negra, porque negra tengo el alma
you ever get tired of living but in a non-suicidal way
like everything is bad everywhere and no one has money and im tired of this cycle
i tried to explain how i was feeling like this to my drug counselor and she was like "yeah that still sounds kinda suicidal" and i could not figure out how to explain that i don't wanna die, i just like. am so so so tired of the way life is for me and all my friends and family. i'm tired of living like this but i'm gonna keep doing it bc i guess there's no other choice
I don't wanna die, I wanna go lay on a warm field under the sun and watch the clouds go by. How is this hard to understand?
I just want to spend a few days in the dim twilight between sleep and waking, but specifically the dim twilight of a Saturday morning in April.
There used to be something derisive from UK psychology/psychiatry, called âshit life syndromeâ where the person isnât actually depressed theyâre just unhappy because their life objectively is terrible. Like their mental health issues would go away pretty quickly if they had friends and more money, and some support and people that werenât being cruel to them all the time. As I unpack my own mental health, I think about that frequently, and Iâm more sure that I didnât have depression. I just was unhappy and my brain was too, that so many of my basic needs were not being met. ďżź
you say 'derisive' but fuck me, someone acknowledging this would have been a lot more effective than handing me a 'Have you considered not having Wrong Thoughts, citizen?' worksheet
This too shall pass but like holy fuck
Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."
My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemyâs Supplies At Every Opportunity.Â
via- @elidyce
One of the more important things to consider about any historical work is the audience it was published for. The Art Of War was aimed at fancy nobles high on philosophy with little practical military experience who were nonetheless leading armies.
Sun Tzu, after desperatly trying to explain extremely basic logic to a bunch of upper-class twits, basically sat down and wrote the most elaborate "As per my last email" ever

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Why is this heat so hot đŠ
Itâs the heat
Source?
A photoset of several tweets. The conversation begins with a tweet from matt @Lubchanksy that reads: the US is obviously hurtling into a serious "gender critical" movement and frankly i have no idea how we're supposed to combat it given that almost nobody who isn't trans seems to give a shit or notice Death and the Emperor @OrionDBlack responds: Aight imma spit real quick and hope that my FBI agent doesn't turn my phone off. /j Let's talk real quick. I kinda miss the slogan "all power to all the people". Because "all the people" means EVERYONE. It's inclusive. It implies that the work of deconstructing our isms is how we empower ourselves and are able to then collect under mutual interest. All power to all the people yall. During that time, and the time that followed, the government dedicated themselves to wedging as much bullshit between our groups as possible. Crack. AIDS. Model minorities. Super predators. It just goes on and on. It's just straight facts that our government is experienced in disrupting and assaulting leftist movements. All of it is on public record. Our own country is included in the collective that have been broken down and "readjusted" for the benefit of white supremacy and capitalism. The good thing is that we know we're getting closer, cuz they're scared. The bad thing is that we lose lives and are pushed a few steps back. Trans people are more of a target now than we were before, and it was already bad. Disabled people. PoC. The intersections therein. Every time class consciousness gets a little bit closer to being realized, shit like this comes out in full force. We see BLM being branded as ultra violent. We see gender critical movements get a massive flux of support. We see how disabled people are basically being euthanized. There was a moment in Black History around the Civil Rights movement where there was a currently-unimaginable amount of coalition building. It is truly amazing to me that a letter from the Panthers talking about queer rights was signed by Mexican, Chinese, Black etc activists. Anyway. Just do what you can. Just surviving in a revolutionary act. If you can do more, do so. We'll figure this shit out somehow.
movie tropes that will never get old to me:
a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
fourth wall breaking
âgive up all your weaponsâ and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going âoopsâ in the most casual voice
âfuck youâ âwell if you insistâ
#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* âIâM OKAYâ (via @zenlida)
character being all âyou expect me to do X?â Gilligan Cut to character doing X
the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and theyâre all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
bonus points if itâs a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like âyep same shit as alwaysâ
someone pretending they donât know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving*Â âtell tom that he can come out nowâ *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
the âhands go downâ trope
example: âany questions?â *everyoneâs hands go up* ââŚthat ARENâT sarcastic?â *everyoneâs hands go down*
how could all y'all forget âACT NATURAL!â
These are all great but letâs not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon
i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression
Bonus points if he DOES react, but itâs to close the door and tell his buddy âitâs for you.â
Intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names (âItâs Sean, isnât it?â âDude. Itâs John.â)
That one character who is like actively dying but insists theyâve had worse and wants to keep fighting
Knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect
Convenient book titles (âPlot-Related Thing for Dummiesâ)
Characters giving a flashback and voicing all the characters themselves
characters in a flashback and their voices are their own but all of the dialogue is obviously made up by the guy having the flashback so the smart guy has to say something like âim gonna hook these sciencey parts together to make the baddies go kablooeyâ
TV Series. by Gustavo Viselner.

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When you donât know who youâre robbing
Lmaooooooooooo. This is so elaborate
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My favorite Shady/Illegal tips
*If you donât have a stamp, reverse your destination and return addresses. The post office will deliver it to the return address for free
*One bag of garbage from a McDonaldâs dumpster has hundreds of receipts in it, each of which has a survey. Submit each one for lots of free food
*Holding a cell phone to your ear justifies loitering. This aids in public urination, dumpster diving, stalking, trespassing, etc
*If youâre going to plagiarize, plagiarize something in a foreign language. Use a translator and spend a few minutes touching up the results.
*If they have free refills, save your cup. Next time you eat there, your drink is free.
*A plastic coffee stir stick can fool any push in coin acceptor that loads the coins on edge. Just insert stir stick, push the mechanism forward until you feel the stick hit a bump, push the bump down with the stick and push the mech all the way in
*If you look like you know what youâre doing, no one will bother you.
*When lying, always include something slightly embarrassing, or something that makes you look bad, as part of your story. Itâs not only going to disarm their skepticism (admitting to something embarrassing gives an impression of humility), but even if they remain skeptical, theyâll be left wondering why you would make something up that youâd rather keep secret if it were true
*Using Clorox or any bleach will turn the red/pink liquid detection dot on electronic devices back to white so they replace them under warranty
*Â âA drug dealer in DC taught me to pick my nose if the police are staring at me. No one picks their nose if they think someone is watching them, so itâs the ultimate way of being nonchalant.â
* "I learned that you can get into almost any special event by wearing a chef coat. Even just carrying one and walking like you know where youâre going will work every time. Most people donât want to look stupid by asking you who you are.âÂ
* "My go to missing work call was never âIâm sickâ, it was âFamily problemsâ. They never questioned it, itâs vague enough and embarrassing enough that nobody ever asks.âÂ
*As part of the employee training at Target, they teach you that if a customer argues over a price, and the full price is under $20, to just give it to them for whatever price they claim. Itâs cheaper for the company to move on to the next customer than to call in a price check.
*Put a rolled up sock in the change slot on a vending machine, come back back 4 days laterâŚ.and pull sockâŚ.you will be 6-ish dollars richer.
*If itâs a small lie, like who farted or who put the empty milk carton in the fridge, Iâll tell a terrible lie. Iâll not be able to hold a straight face, contradict myself, basically suck at lying.Now everyone I know thinks I canât tell a lie to save my life. So when I really need a big lie, I nail it every time. No one ever suspects me when I lie straight faced.
*Bring crutches to an airport. Bypass every line (including boarding) and you are chauffeured to your gate the second you pass through security.
*Make up a secret to share with someone- they may open up and share far more valuable real secrets.
*Hereâs a classic. Drive over to your 7/11 of choice. Fill up a Slurpee and drop some candy bars in that bitch. Make sure the candy bars arenât showing. Cover the Slurpee and pay for it. Free Snickers bitch.
*I tell everyone iâve never done any drugs. Suddenly everyone offers me cocaine, ecstasy, pot, lsd. I think iâve had $200 worth of drugs each weekend for free.Same with liquor. âIm not drinking tonightâ BOOM! Everyone gives me booze. Its like everyone wants to break your integrity as soon as you tell them you are not doing whatever they are doing.
*If you need to cash from an ATM and its not a large amount, buy a 5 cent piece of gum from a gas station that has the cash back option. Its cheaper than a $3 charge
*Act less intelligent than you really are. Acting stupid can get you out of some tricky situations. Feigning ignorance is way better than admitting you knew better but did it anyway. My old man used to say âIt is easier to beg forgiveness than ask for permissionââŚsometimes itâs true.
*Every time I fly, when I land Iâll pen a little complaint to the airline that flew me. You know, Iâll come up with something like âoh, they denied me a drink! Oh, the food wasnât vegetarian!â Whatever miscellaneous hogwash potpourri comes to my crazy brain. And like clockwork, within a business day, theyâre reimbursing me with a $50 voucher, a $100 voucher, I can sell that on the secondary market.
*Iâve always had a lot of success in shutting nosy people up by blaming any personal issue on allergies. Crying from a panic attack? Allergies giving me puffy eyes. Whatâs that mysterious pill Iâm taking? Allergy meds. Why am I acting spaced out/hungover/tired? Allergies meds making me drowsy.
*If you really wanna get away with some shit, buy a reflective vest, a white hard hat, and a clipboard. You can go ANYWHERE.
so i didnt know this about smash for glory. apparently theres a blacklisted server you get redirected to if you get reported enough, and it is such a salt mine.
The blacklist server changes a person.
Imagine if they did this with IRL sports, like if you have enough fouls in basketball you get sent to Dark Basketball and have to play against a bunch of other bastards
has this been done yet

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except itâs playing from your neighborâs radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.
This is just literally what itâs like to sit on my porch
is this asmr
HD Video Game Remakes (Fanart by Daniel Bogni)
Super Mario World
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Super Ghouls ân Ghosts
Mega Man X
Alex Kidd in Miracle World
The Lion King
Land of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse
Sonic the Hedgehog
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Ori And The Blind Forest + Child of Light