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actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

I forgot "pig" is an insult/term for cops and got sad for a second thinking about cute pigs dressed up for pride and not being allowed in

A summoned hero is asked to deal with a dungeon that no-one has ever been able to access because the locking mechanism is unlike anything they've ever seen. The hero approches the dungeon's door… and discovers a computer terminal from their old world wired into the door's locking mechanism.

The hero pressed the power button… and it’s just a captia. And on the other side of the door, 5 gold, a goblin corpse, and a rotten ham sandwich

sorry i didn’t text back or post for two months i was busy dramatically thinking about my writing instead of actually writing

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

Dear queers, stop people pleasing and start proudly people displeasing this pride month 🙂‍↕️