no one ever listens.

So, how big of a chance do I have to get at least Chip through the airport security?

Even if you could, I don't think he'd be too comfortable on a seven, eight hour flight...

I am! And don’t worry, I won’t.

I'm gonna hold you to that.

I’ve had that urge to dance around but I’ve figured how to maintain it now.

Well, fuckin' kudos, man. You got some awesome willpower there, bud.

MoMo? That’s new. 

Yeah, like Avatar: The Last Airbender. Oh, should I be scared? On the upside, senior year here you come!

Absolutely. 

I dunno, the idea of the sensation of having feathers in your mouth doesn't sound all that enticing.

Don’t flatter yourself, sugar. I’m just naturally generous when it comes to my liquor. You can write that off as another chill quality of Kurt Evans.

I was being a bit sarcastic, honestly.

Likewise, MoMo. 

You’re lucky you’re cute. Help yourself, I’m always oh-so generous.

Well, it is my best quality. 

You took the words right out of my mouth. 

I have a tendency to do that.

Are you gonna say please? A little politeness can go a long way, you know.

If it gets booze in my mouth, then yes. Please.

I think it’s the best season. 

No doubt about it. Perfect weather, no bullshit school, relaxation, and some fucking peace of mind for once. [Happy sigh.] It's perfect.

First shot of the summer. Let’s go, motherfuckers.

Selfish prick. You so better be handing some of that over.

Ah, summer. I have been waiting for you. 

Preach it, sister.

Huh... Normally it works the other way around. Like, sorry dude, but I don't wanna suck your duck anytime soon. Am I right, ladies?

It’s summer and we’ve been working hard all year. I’m not going to be sorry for believing that myself and everyone else deserves a bit of a lie in, especially not if it means I can tell star tales tonight. I love star tales.

Whoa, hey, man. No need to get defensive. I was just askin' a question which you have now sufficiently answered, so thank you.

What do you mean “worthy”? It’s sleep, last time I checked that wasn’t something you had to be exclusively worthy to do.

It's just that you said "I deserve". When someone deserves something, it generally means they're worthy of whatever it is they're receiving, y'know?

And what makes you so worthy?