fireflies dancing endlessly together;;

There is no way in hell your gonna manage that. 

You could have at least give me 1%, maybe 2% chance, you know, just to keep my hopes up, and not crush it completely... 

Exactly my point, like who doesn’t like Ed?

Crazy people. And fat ginger cats. Though I really don't know what Mr. Whiskers has against Ed Sheeran, it really makes no sense to me.

It’s not for everyone, I guess. But it can be fun to watch sometimes.

Yeah, I guess that last 7-1 game  must have been nice to watch. At least something actually happend.

I think it’s that I’m too lazy.

Oh. Why sign up for it in the first place then?

Oh you make a point there, crap. Maybe there’ll be someone out there who’ll find me cool and likable. I was six! That was literally ten years ago. Plus, I don’t have to act like Puck, I am him. Wait, scratch that, I think I said the same thing about Superman when we were in first grade.

Of course you're likable! You're-- you know, just don't go around telling others you got rejected from a bunny. Yeah, but it happend in second grade too. And third grade. And I'm pretty sure I heard you say it last week too.

First shot of the summer. Let’s go, motherfuckers.

From the expression on your face it doesn't look like you enjoyed that too much.

Why, why does this have to happen?

Um... well, there's the possibility of zombies invading out kitchen just to mess with you, or maybe- just maybe because you've put sault into your coffee instead of sugar?

In the mean time, I’ll prepare myself for rejection from a bunny. Hopefully the two of us could go on a lovely date. Even Puck? He’s like the grandest character of the whole show.

You do realise that if even a bunny rejects you, you have no chance with anyone who is walking on two feet, right? Please tell me you're not going to go around school and act like him like you did with Superman in first grade.

Right? It’s the only reason why I’m watching the World Cup.

I don't even watch it, to be honest. Hot guys or not, it's not worth those 91 minutes. I can do so much more during that time.

Plus all the four-hundred fifty-two texts with all the fuckin’ emojis and tacky Easter quotes. Sure, it might have been from an anonymous number, but I don’t believe that anyone, besides you, lacks social life enough to do that. 

Those weren't-- ok, yeah, couldn't convince you it wasn't me anyway. But if you wouldn't be such a party pooper all the time, maybe I wouldn't feel like I need to send you those messages.

Which one is it this time? The crazy fighting ones or the other side for the change?

Well, I just hope the neighbours enjoy Ed Sheeran’s new album, because that’s the only thing they’re going to be hearing for the next week or so.

If they don't, they clearly cannot tell the difference between what is good and what is not.

You don’t know me as well as you think you do, remember? You don’t know what I’m capable of.

I'm pretty sure this falls under that remaining 12%. You'll see.

Maybe that’s, I don’t know, their favorite activity? Some people live for chasing a ball and biting their teammates, others see a lot of beauty in stuff like gymnastics, or calling their friends at 5 AM— thanks for that, by the way. 

Hey, it only happend one time! Okay, maybe twice, but the second time was definitely Willa's fault, she was the one who wanted to be "nice" to you, as she called it.

Now that you’ve told me your plan, I’ll just resist the temptation from the skittles, you know that right?

Pfff, like you could resist skittles. Don't try to cause yourself unnecessary suffering.