Jace Cavendish

Some people in TV shows are bitches, and then I realize, that’s why they’re my favorites. 

I feel somewhat bad because I didn’t know this either. But, what happens if you tweet something you shouldn’t?

Unless it says we’re not allowed to tweet pictures of food and animals, I think I’m safe. You should probably chill out, though, you tweet so much there’s bound to be something weird buried on your page.

What can I say, I'm addicted. No seriously though, I overheard Marc saying something about how your inappropriate on there sometimes. You should probably expect a meeting with him at some point. 

Is that a thing? I’m pretty sure that’s a health hazard. Ew, it just reminds you of the fact that someone else sat there, and other people actually use the silverware…. Nasty.

Exactly. You just don't do it. It's the same for when people think it's alright that their tables are sticky or a surface hasn't been cleaned properly. You've got a safer bet just walking out of the place and looking elsewhere. 

Some people here make New Yorkers look normal and that’s saying a lot. 

That might be a bit far, my sisters from...or at least lived in...New York for most of her life and she's literally the weirdest person I've ever fucking met. 

It’s because people are dumb and weird. I find myself saying that a lot lately, but it’s true. 

I live by that saying when it comes to people around here, so I wouldn't worry too much. 

I’m starting a blog, and I’m going to blog about how lazy, and mean, and what crappy eyebrows you have. 

This is why I never give you my crap cookies.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, I didn't think you liked...planes, so I counted you out.

Are you insulting my eyebrows, or my lying skills is the new question here. 

That’s why there’s people who do them for you, idiot. I mean geez and lying is bad. I hope you know that. 

Maybe, but you should really practice what you preach. 

No no and no you were pointing out something you knew would bug me. And technically they had no control over me, I’m an adult, eighteen years old mhm. And I’m back because I felt like coming back, they can’t keep me there forever. 

Right, sorry. Serious question, though, if you held your breath and stayed in bed for, like, a week - would Marc not pay you?

I'd die. 

You know, I was just stating a fact, not asking for your input, oh so lovely brother of mine.

I tore mine up when Sophia burned hers.

You might want to take a couple of steps back in that case, then. And, that's not true but I prefer not to discuss my pay in public, that's a very confidential subject. 

Hang on let me think of a reason to be mad at you, gimmie a second.