Jeremy

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

i think someone should have a lotus flower addiction just bc I think it would be funny

Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.

Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk

okay no hang on because assuming it takes half a second for each bill, this would in fact take over five days of nonstop bills

wishing everyone over five days of nonstop bills 🥰✨