jdognation

the radiation from the microwave makes my scabs ache

apple tree fight extra violence

my dog farts aspirin

i once gave a dying man three hits of my joint and he suckled on it like a hamster drinking from a water bottle

time to tumble

i accidentally left my entire bottle of meds outside in the woods in the rain two hours away next to a bar of toblerone in bear country on easter sunday 2026

having visions of my friends turning into tomatoes because one of them kept talking about tomatoes and as this tincture consumes me it’s all i can think about

gotta collage and clean my room

you know you can say whatever you want to customers that come in after the sun sets

last plane i was on someone three rows back was farting so crazy style the girl across from me was covering her face with her scarf, the guy behind her was actively looking around and furrowing his brow, and i put a little drop of toothpaste on my sleeve to sniff the way they put peppermint oil under their noses in morgues. grateful for no contraction of pink eye 🙏

i can’t believe people use the bathrooms at my job to go #1 and #2. those are the vaping rooms…?

yart x energy drink x stimulants x cigarette x loud music

hate that i’m supposed to manage my brothers and sisters of the world. let’s clock out and go sledding instead 😊