dear god I hope I didnt peak in high school

can we get leslie jones to be the official commentator for every event 

So sweet

bag of wees

weed

do not reblog this

I meant to say bag of weed

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

>tfw no vaporwave baby

This post is a journey

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

if you want a morbid couple to idolize why would you go for the joker and harley quinn when gomez and morticia addams are right there… literally right there

honestly what year is it

I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

what does it say… it goes 2 fast for me

*sigh*

and why is she so fat? :( like have you seen her in origins and inquisition? she’s a lovely slim woman

but I’ve seen some women stay skinny after giving birth,I have a few friends,with how active she had to stay without a husband and on the run all the years she would gain only some weight

Some Women Are Naturally Different Sizes And Carry Their Weight Differently And Also I Don’t Fucking Care: A Memoir, By Me, The Artist, and the sequel, Draw Your Own Fucking Picture If It Bothers You That Much