i'm climbing uphill

“Men are vulgar..” She paused, and laughed. “Though, mine was no better.”

Izzy shrugged and then smiled at her. “You weren’t that bad. At least you didn’t start blowing up condoms, right?”

“These don’t have weed in them, do they? Not that that would necessarily keep me from eating them, it’d just be nice to have some advance warning.”

“It involved a lot of puns, and condom balloon animals. Need I say more?”

I hate YOLO.

Oh come on, YOLO is basically the symbol of our generation. And besides, Drake came up with it, so it can’t be that bad.

“I just want to make out..”

“With me? Because, if so, that’s not actually the worst pick up line I’ve heard.”

He’s a…babe… is that the word they’re using these days?

Oh, definitely. Babe, YOLO - all that crazy stuff the youth say.

“Definitely. It’s lots of fun and much cooler by the water.”

“Any pool in particular that you have in mind? Because I’m more than open to suggestions.”

“Oh, Chris Evans, my boyfriend. You know who I’d wish up? Jason Mamoa. Now that’s a fine piece of man meat.”

“Captain America and Khal Drogo, you can’t get any better than that. I’d let the two of them rescue me any day.”

“Maybe you’re just not looking hard enough.”

“Are you saying you could help with that? Maybe by pointing out some secret society for pool boys?”

“Are you at least at the pool?”

“Not at the moment. But that seems like something I clearly need to fix.”

“Bartenders will have to suffice.”

“Well, I’ll settle if I really must.”

“How tragic.  What’s the point of college if there are no hot pool boys to get you drinks?”

“It really is though. You have to admit, college would be a lot more fun if you had hot pool boys in all your lectures.”

“I’m sure if you try real hard and believe in yourself, you can wish yourself up a sexy pool boy. That or just recite the State Farm theme song.”

“Is that really all it takes to conjure up an attractive man? Because if so, I think I’m going to abandon the pool boy thing and just go straight for Chris Evans.”

“I feel you, I keep thinking if I close my eyes and wish real hard I’ll be back there, but so far no luck.”

“I feel so hurt, they gave us a taste of paradise and now we’ll never be the same.”