Inconsistent Thoughts

you don't like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?

Murdered the entire squad

Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he's the only one who's willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it's clear that he doesn't consider this a bad thing

Actually I'm not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast's face, but that's exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being

:/

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

You can pinpoint the exact moment he turns to liquid

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled