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Season 1

All Episodes Playlist: Youtube

All BTS Playlist: Youtube

Episode 1 Soft Subs: RAW | Subs

Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Preview Event | Lost Garnet

BTS (Dailymotion): Preview Event | Lost Garnet Episode 2 Soft Subs: Subs

Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Piss Off | Warning

BTS (Dailymotion): Piss Off Episode 3 Soft Subs: Subs

Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Umbrella | Uncut Death Match

BTS (Dailymotion): Umbrella Episode 4 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Feed Water | Burden | Garnet

BTS (Dailymotion): Feed Water | Burden | Garnet Episode 5 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Hint Trading

BTS (Dailymotion): Hint Trading Episode 6 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): I Love You | Small Village

BTS (Dailymotion): I Love You | Small Village Episode 7 Youtube: Full (Blocked in some countries)

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): I’m Not Cheap | Finding The Secret

BTS (Dailymotion): I’m Not Cheap Episode 8 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Idle Chatter | Gentleman League | Simple

BTS (Dailymotion): Idle Chatter | Gentleman League | Simple Episode 9 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Goodbye

BTS (Dailymotion): Goodbye Episode 10 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Living Room | Heavy Letter

BTS (Dailymotion): Living Room | Heavy Letter Episode 11 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Erotic | Hong Jiyeon’s Laugh

BTS (Dailymotion): Erotic | Hong Jiyeon’s Laugh Episode 12 Youtube: Full

Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

BTS (Youtube): Spectator Chat | Uncut Preview Event

BTS (Dailymotion): Spectator Chat | Uncut Preview Event

Season 2

Non-Dailymotion Links: Here 

All BTS Playlist: Youtube

Extras: G-Star Interview | Changyeop’s Message

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Episode 1 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Softsubs

BTS (Youtube): Press Conference | The Sticker | Sangmin and Yohwan

BTS (Dailymotion): Press Conference | The Sticker | Sangmin and Yohwan Episode 2 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Softsubs

BTS (Youtube): 3 Idiots | Garnet Deal | Uncut Seat Taking

BTS (Dailymotion): 3 Idiots | Garnet Deal | Uncut Seat Taking Episode 3 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): RAGEEE!!! | Ordeals | Hungry

BTS (Dailymotion): RAGEEE!!! | Ordeals | Hungry Episode 4 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): Icebreaker | The Message | Opennyan

BTS (Dailymotion): Icebreaker | The Message | Opennyan Episode 5 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): Father | The Roo'Ra Gods

BTS (Dailymotion):  Father | The Roo'Ra Gods Episode 6 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs Episode 7 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): The Next Card | Snack Time

BTS (Dailymotion): The Next Card | Snack Time Episode 8 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): No Indian | Get-togethers are fun

BTS (Dailymotion): No Indian | Get-togethers are fun Episode 9 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): Dance God | Sunggyu’s Treat | Celebration Plans

BTS (Dailymotion): Dance God | Sunggyu’s Treat | Celebration Plans Episode 10 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): Let It Be Me | Chic Dealer Nuna

BTS (Dailymotion): Let It Be Me | Chic Dealer Nuna Episode 11 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): Obsession

BTS (Dailymotion): Obsession Episode 12 Dailymotion: Part 1 | Part 2

DL: Hardsubs

BTS (Youtube): Crap Hand | Playing Along

Spirits Of The Forests, Guardian’s Of The Deep Woods:

Harley I love you so much

Last week during Star Wars Celebration in Anaheim, CA a father and his twin children were brought together again at long last. This is easily one of the most incredibly awesome family reunions we’ve ever seen.

Photo via Empire Magazine

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.

The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.

On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap

When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”

and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes

wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.

and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.

Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 

Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 

Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.