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shark vs the universe

Love Begins
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Asmo stans after playing the new lessons realizing they can kiss all the brothers except Asmo AGAIN
So much of managing your mental health is justâŚlearning to parent yourself like youâre a toddler
Like, âHoney, itâs 10 pm and youâve been up since four in the morning, no wonder youâre emotional. Plus all youâve had to eat today was three chocolate truffles and a half a protein drink. Make yourself some scrambled eggs and peas, you can even put them in separate bowls so they donât touch. Then go to bed. You can do more fun things tomorrow, but first you need to sleep. Okay?â
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In the old days we didnât call this managing mental health, we called this managing being an adult.
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Interesting, that.
See, Iâm five years into adulthood. I have a college degree (a few in fact), a car, insurance payments, a job, yada yada. I ostensibly joined the Grown Up Club a few years back.
But, having grown up with a number of undiagnosed disorders and mental illnesses, I never learned a healthy style of self-talk.
If Iâm honest, between depression and anxiety, the way I grew up talking to myself was abusive. Iâm not kidding; if the things I thought to and about myself were said aloud to someone else, it would be considered verbal and emotional abuse.
So this idea of treating myself like a small child? With the same loving firmness and compassion?
This is a radical idea for me.
This is me learning to stop those abusive thought patterns, and talk to myself in a kinder, healthier way.
And it doesnât have much to do with adulthood. I know adults who have treated themselves unkindly this way for many years. A healthy relationship with yourself doesnât just sprout once youâre an adult; you have to develop it.
Those are my thoughts anyway. I hope they make sense.
You donât mysteriously just heal and become whole from your past when you reach a certain age X. Healing and growing is an intentional process.
Not to mention that you can get traumatized and hurt when you are an adult! Itâs always the right time to learn how to help yourself to heal with loving ways.
A simple guide to picking a great color palette. No matter what the colors are, using colors that are certain distances from each other on the color wheel result in a great contrast of colors. The simple color schemes shown above are used in the most popular logos, posters, websites, paintings, and even movies and television.
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Hey. Do you need a hug?
Maybe youâre having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didnât realize how stressed you are. Itâs okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.
Are you comforted by words?Â
Hereâs an Emergency Compliment
Here are some kind words you can personalize with your nameÂ
Here are 15 more emergency complimentsÂ
Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence MachineÂ
take a moment - videoÂ
believe in yourself - videoÂ
Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMAÂ
encouragement from Mr. Rogers - videoÂ
you are ENOUGH - videoÂ
Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?
How about rain sounds you can customize?Â
You can listen to a cafe here Â
or how about a crackling fireplace? Â
ASMR? Stimming?Â
Soap cutting ASMR - videoÂ
more soap ASMR - videoÂ
a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleepÂ
ASMR face and scalp massage - video
ASMR slime - videoÂ
the most satisfying video in the worldÂ
more satisfying videosÂ
Lora Zombie speed painting - videoÂ
Agnes Cecile speed painting - video Â
the fastest workers in the world - videoÂ
how candy canes are made - videoÂ
Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - videoÂ
How about a game or activity distraction?
Play 2048 hereÂ
A whole website of free games! Â
play chess against a computerÂ
Here are some coloring pages you can do online! Â
Play Flow online hereÂ
hereâs a game where you stretch a giraffeâs little neck to give kissesÂ
Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS EonsÂ
Do you need something soothing?
Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)
try doing nothing for two minutesÂ
Vent to a stranger online for FREE! Â
weavesilk, where you can create a soothing patternÂ
have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet?Â
watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlistÂ
How about a laugh?
Vines you can show your grandparentsÂ
History of the entire world, I guess Â
History of JapanÂ
Rhett and Link caption failsÂ
Thomas Sanders VinesÂ
The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors)Â
The ASDF movie 1-11Â
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)
Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCEÂ
Itâs going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow wonât be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means thereâs going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good nightâs sleep. Youâll feel better in the morning.Â
Reblogging anyone who may need it, and also for me to easily find later.
For those in need of a good comrfoting time.
I need this :(
i love cats
you have long cat (serval)
ear cat (sand cat)
small evil cat (black footed cat)
spherical cat (pallas cat)
cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)
very round cat (leopardus guigna)
water cat (fishing cat)
cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)
grayscale cat (geoffroyâs cat)
and letâs not forget revolver cat (ocelot)
đśThese are a few of my favorite things đś
Donât forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)
@bunjywunjy
LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS
IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS
Are You 100% Sure This Isnât A Lemur (flat-headed cat)
Thatâs A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)
Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)
(OK IâM SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)
and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)
@turbotasstic
Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD
If you donât reblog this, why are you even on Tumblr?
I wish to pet all of them. Even if they bite me, I will pet anyway.
Humans had to breed dogs into strange freaky versions of them selves.
Cats did it by sheer will and mountains of hate.
@deadcatwithaflamethrower
Must reblog cat post.
Open Collab [Obey Me x Cinderella]
You can insert you Obey Me Mc here~
Just credit/tag me, I want to too your creations đđŚ
Also these are my design of Cinderella outfits, I made two version đ¤
(Of course, you can use your own Cinderella design too đđŚ)
Edit: I forget to add the link to my google drive... you can find the pic with better quality here~ https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=1914mm7k8m5l2iJWJks-x6nIZzkqZgbVc
It's Lucifer's birthday today yay! Happy Birthday Luci!
But I'll be honest. I'm kinda dissapointed with the Dev. Yeah yeah I know, maybe they started the events and all with Luci cause he's the first born yada yada yada. But they favors him too much. Yeah I know, he has the most fans and he can generate more income to the dev team but come on.
Asmo's birthday was last month. And Levi's was before.
I just hope the Dev will REALLY keep up their promise to the events for each boys from now on as they promised on Twitter.
Rant over. u_u
Hey! Good luck w this whole writing thing ! Can I have some soft asmo headcanons pls đĽşđĽşđĽş I love the him
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hiya! i love the him too, anon đ baby asmo doesnât get enough love. thank you for the lovely request and the well wishes ! âĄ
â§ď˝Ľďž: *â§ď˝Ľďž:* ăă *:シďžâ§*:シďžâ§
â§Â Heâs a big flirt with everyone, but heâs inclined to compliment you in more meaningful ways. Asmodeus always finds himself softly cooing over how sweet you are and how much he loves the way your eyes shine when you get excited, or how perfectly you fit in his arms. His words are never empty.
â§Â You can always feel him smiling when he kisses you, and if you place your hand over his heart, you can feel it racing too. You are his whole world.
â§Â He loves gently taking a lock of your hair and kissing it when he wants your attention, gazing at you through his thick lashes. Itâs so obvious how smitten he is when he gives you that look, and you think you fall in love with him all over again when you see it.
â§Â Please be gentle with him, youâre the only one who has his heart. Despite his experience with lust and breaking hearts, he lacks any experience in reciprocating feelings, and looks to you for encouragement. Heâs like an excited puppy in the way he tries to win your heart and make you happy, losing his mind when you let him know heâs done something right! Heâll cover your face in kisses because making you happy makes him happier than heâs ever been.
â§Â He easily worries when he thinks heâs upset you and comes running back to you with his tail between his legs and a bouquet of roses in his arms, asking if youâre mad at him :-( He lavishes you in presents and back rubs and probably even begs on his knees for forgiveness if thatâs what you ask. Asmodeus never wants to give you a reason to leave him.
â§Â Asmodeus wants to be with you so bad! Heâll do anything and everything he can to get you in his arms, stealing you away from the rest of his brothers to bring you shopping and on all kinds of dates to convince you that heâs better than any of them!Â
â§Â (Please, tell him that heâs better than any of them, he needs to hear it from you.)
â§Â Being starved for meaningful affection, Asmodeus just wants to always know how much he means to you. He wants to know how much you love him, if youâre as charmed by him as he is by you⌠In quiet moments, heâll softly lean his head on your shoulder and ask if you really love him? Asmo just needs to hold your hand and lace your fingers together, feeling your love and warmth.
â§Â He makes it a point to fall asleep last when you share his bed. He wants to take his time admiring your beauty in the silence, how perfectly you fit in his arms⌠Asmodeus finds himself lovingly stroking your cheek with his thumb, tracing his fingertips over your brow and the elegant bridge of your nose, down towards your lush lips. Everything about you is perfect to him, and it drives him crazy. Itâs almost unbelievable that someone like you would genuinely want to give your heart to him⌠almost.Â
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Literally no one asked for this but I got this prompt and it this was really fun to write so
Demon brotherâs reaction to existential question at 1 am
Lucifer
For once in the few months you two have been together did he get to sleep at a reasonable time
The lights were off and you were both lying down when your voice broke the silence
âHey Lucifer?
âYes love?â
âIf you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?â
He literally gets up, turns on the light and just looks at you
âWhat are you talking about?â
âThis is a serious question! Which is it!?â
Tells you to shush and go to bed because he doesnât want to deal with this at 1 am
Probably up thinking about it and in the morning heâll respond
You decide what youâd think he say because honestly,I think Lucifer would probably say either
Mammon
You two? Sleeping at a reasonable time? Yeah it doesnât happen
You were laying down and watching a movie when you asked though
âMammon, is the âsâ or the âcâ silent in the word âscentâ? â
Heâs so confused and you two will have a debate over which one because now youâre both really confused
âIâm telling you itâs the câ
âNo Y/N itâs the s!â
âITâS THE FIRST LETTER OF THE WORDâ
âWHICH MAKES IT A GOOD REASON WHY ITâD BE SILENTâ
You eventually go ask Lucifer but he tells you that you both are ridiculous and to go to bed
Leviathan
âLevi I have a questionâ
âOk?â
âWould Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?â
Congrats you broke Levi
He just kind of sits there, looking at you in complete confusion because he doesnât know
âWouldnât it be life insurance since heâs the car?â
âYeah but it could also be car insurance since heâs literally a carâ
You two decide to ask Satan and he tells you both are technically correct so it doesnât matter
Doesnât help because youâre both still really confused
Satan
You both were about to fall asleep in his room when you moved and lightly shook him
He sat up, worried that something happened but when he realized you looked fine he relaxed
âAre you ok? Whatâs wrong?â
âIf two mind readers read each otherâs mind, whose mind are they really reading?â
ââŚPlease go to bedâ
âBut itâs importantâ
âIâm begging you to go to bed. And Iâll answer in the morningâ
You agree because you want to know, he doesnât ever give you an answer because he doesnât know how to respond
Asmodeus
âHey Asmoâ
âYes darling?â
âIf Cinderellaâs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?â
He is about to go on a full on rant about how dumb that part of Cinderella is
He knows itâs just for the plot and everything but how does it fit perfectly if it fell in the first place???
Youâre going to have to convince him to talk about something else because heâs about to talk about that subject for hours and now youâre getting tired
Beelzebub
He was in the middle of eating a snack when you decided to ask him
âWhy is there a âdâ in fridge but not in refrigerator?â
Confused hungry noises
He just wanted food why did you have to make him think this late
âMaybe they forgot the letter?â
âThat would make so much sense⌠but itâs kinda dumbâ
He agrees so you guys can eat food because heâs starving and doesnât know how to react to the question
Belphgor
You actually woke him up when you asked him
He was in a bad mood until he saw you so he gave you a tired smile and asked what was wrong
âWho closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?â
ââŚDid you actually wake me up for that question?â
âYeah because Iâm curiousâ
Doesnât say anything else
Just gives you a kiss and goes back to bed and hopes youâll go back to bed too :)
Heâll ask his brothers in the morning so he can give you an answer though
But heâs still not sure himself
.... Now I'm the one who can't sleep thinking these questions....
Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #113
Satan:Â âGive me some words of encouragement so I donât murder Mammon, right this second.â
MC:Â âThere are no cats in jail.â
Satan:Â âThank you.â
Luke: When I was your age-
Beelzebub: When I was your height-
Luke:
Luke: [ storms out ]
Luke, coming back with a step stool: LISTEN-
House of Lamentationâs Guide To Troubled Birds
Lucifer:
Mammon:
Levi:
Satan:
Asmo:
Beel:
Belphie:
That's my whole game so far.

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Since I see a lot of people are confused as to how Satan was born, was he a baby, did Lucifer actually give birth to him and such questions, Iâm here to summarise all the things the developers have said over DMs + a summary of how I see things based on canon.
The Obey Me! devs said that Satan started forming in Luciferâs heart while he was still in the Celestial Realm. He was basically feeding off of Luciferâs worst traits, his pride and anger and all that negative emotions. And then Lucifer got so mad (mid war?) that the rage inside of him manifested its own body. Thus Satan was born. (kinda like the anime split personality trope?)
He was the Satan we know today, just with less personality. Since he is part of Lucifer, he holds some of his old memories/feelings (because he states he liked Lilith even though he has never seen her).
And over the years (since theyâre basically super old) he developed an identity; at first all he had were Luciferâs worst traits and anger, but he managed to find himself, to find the things he enjoys (cats, books, etc) and to become an absolute individual.
*also I think the developers said that Satan is older than Asmo, Beel and Belphie because he started forming inside Luciâs heart way before the upper three were born.